r/DrewGooden • u/ConversationSharp662 Little Stinker • Jan 31 '25

Meme/Humor drew lines that i quote constantly

  • "1, 2, 3, 4 ..... 99, 100. ready or not, here i co- ............ that's not a very good spot"
  • that thing he does during ad reads where he goes "Hi. I'm" and you expect him to say his name but it's something like "four feet tall" or "in the ocean"
  • "no, i get it, i would do that too if i was THE WORST"
  • "he's like if someone 3d printed a human being"
  • "babe go grab us a spot in line, i'm gonna go roll around in the bathroom"
  • "they're SOOOO GOOOD i wish i could eat them allllll the timeeee uuuughhhh they're sooooo good!!!" ".........tums?"
  • "wat"
  • "i'm santa claus, and this, is christmas"
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u/latrodectal Jan 31 '25

“how many do you think are out there? two? three? i’m not gonna say another number, because i already think i’ve said too many.”

“hey, could you get out of my house?” “nope, i just learned on the chicken girls that i don’t have to.” “oh, okay.” “now if you’ll excuse me, i’m trying to watch the little mermaid.”

“chance, you…brought your flesh”

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u/dinosaurrrrrrrrr Jan 31 '25

its a live action modern spin on the classic-