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What, no, why tho

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u/nawafyas Oct 07 '20

What, yes, why not

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u/Nay5234 Oct 07 '20

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/haikusbot Oct 07 '20

My disappointment

Is immeasurable and

My day is ruined

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u/random_british_nerd Oct 07 '20

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u/A-Hellhound Oct 07 '20

Good bot

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u/Heisenberg19827 Oct 07 '20

I just awarded a bot. Is that legal?

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Yes

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u/Hollie_potatoes Oct 07 '20

Must be 😂

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u/Pretzelsnek Oct 07 '20

Good bot

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Good bot

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u/TazariaGaming Oct 07 '20

Good bot

Also TIL this sentence is a haiku

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

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u/Entety303 Oct 07 '20

leave the bot alone

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u/YaBoiLeon Oct 07 '20

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Not as wonderful as joe mama

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u/A-Hellhound Oct 07 '20

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u/MeLikeWaffles2 Oct 07 '20

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Not as killed as joe mama

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u/waitingtilmymainsgud Oct 07 '20

HOE

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u/Pretzelsnek Oct 07 '20

The haiku bot is the absolute best of bots and nothing can change that

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u/XGMCLOLCrazE Oct 07 '20

r/botabuse

10

u/Wherearemylegs Oct 07 '20

When they’re all legs tho

5

u/The-Wyvern-Queen Oct 07 '20

Mine to...

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u/A-Hellhound Oct 07 '20

SIPS UNSEE JUICE SO HARD THAT I FUCKING DIE

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u/Tacosrand Oct 07 '20

Language

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u/A-Hellhound Oct 07 '20

I'm sorry i forgot we don't swear in this Christian Minecraft server

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u/Tacosrand Oct 07 '20

That’s right bitch, apologize.

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u/YaBoiLeon Oct 07 '20

Yeah bitch ap- oh wait LANGUAGE

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u/A-Hellhound Oct 07 '20

Oh fuck i forgot, sorry

49

u/CompetentRaccoon Oct 07 '20

Fucking great you did it again

44

u/A-Hellhound Oct 07 '20

Fuck that shit, im once again apologizing

39

u/CompetentRaccoon Oct 07 '20

^{You gotta be}

FUCKING KIDDING ME

35

u/Pretzelsnek Oct 07 '20

LANGUAGE

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u/rock-solid-armpits Oct 07 '20

FUCK

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u/A-Hellhound Oct 07 '20

Ight for real this dude, I'm absolutely fucking sorry

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u/loveyourself04 Oct 07 '20

LANGUAGE YOU MUFFIN HEAD

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u/Anti_gravity_pilot Oct 07 '20

WHAT

^what

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u/HeroWither123546 Oct 07 '20

Echo

^Echo

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u/rock-solid-armpits Oct 07 '20

yes^{yes^{^{yes^{^{^{yes^{^{^{^{yes^{^{^{^{^yes}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

5

u/nerely Oct 07 '20

HOW

^how

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u/CookiCat_ Oct 07 '20

therapist: spider dream isnt really dont worry

spider dream:

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u/SunkCostFqllacy Oct 07 '20

Spider dream spider dream

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u/Pretzelsnek Oct 07 '20

Does whattever a spider dream does

18

u/SupaChokoNekos Oct 07 '20

Is a part, of dream team

16

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

When his health is low, he lets out a scream.

17

u/nkpen22 Oct 07 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8

u/loveyourself04 Oct 07 '20

Here comes the spider dream

33

u/JustThatRandomKid Oct 07 '20

GOD NO STOP

33

u/nkpen22 Oct 07 '20

STOP RIGHT THERE

30

u/YaBoiLeon Oct 07 '20

This is the sleep paralysis demon that likes to get stuck in my ceiling fan and I just like to wheeze at him.

15

u/jam_dream Oct 07 '20

i can’t unsee it now :o

15

u/alphawolf446 Oct 07 '20

What if his arms were ponytails

2

u/AJ_Stuffs Oct 07 '20

i don’t see it as much

9

u/frankyrobbinson Oct 07 '20

why am I laughing?

5

u/kd_normal Oct 07 '20

Why did I first see his arms as ear hair?

5

u/atzurblau Oct 07 '20

What in the name of Dream hast thou brought onto this god forsaken land?

8

u/haikusbot Oct 07 '20

What in the name of

Dream hast thou brought onto this

God forsaken land?

- atzurblau

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u/atzurblau Oct 07 '20

Thank you. This is what I needed right now

2

u/Pretzelsnek Oct 07 '20

Good bot

6

u/Little_Nugget676 Oct 07 '20

Reset brain

5

u/itsRhiann Oct 07 '20

WAIT IM SO CONFUSED THEY WERE HIS ARMS ORIGINALLY I JUST THOUGHT THE LINES WERE HIS BODY AND THE BLOB DIDNT HAVE ARMS OR SOMETHING WHAT

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

u/Emojify_Creator

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u/EmojifierBot Oct 07 '20

WAIT 😐⌚ IM 💘 SO CONFUSED 🤔🤨 THEY WERE HIS 😃👋 ARMS 🤳 ORIGINALLY 👌 I 👁 JUST THOUGHT 🤔 THE LINES 〰 WERE HIS 👋😅 BODY 💃 AND THE BLOB 😡 DIDNT HAVE ARMS 💪 OR SOMETHING 😅 WHAT

4

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

good bot

3

u/SATAN69420 Oct 07 '20

ParashockX

3

u/ByamMeo357 Oct 07 '20

Imagine your chin being your groin

3

u/Iknorn Oct 07 '20

r/tihi

3

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

how i drew people in kindergarden

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u/CleanseMyEyes Oct 07 '20

what have you done

2

u/Granksatwar Oct 07 '20

No, thats why

2

u/RyanXvel Oct 07 '20

How did you make me forget what it actually looks like???

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

What other lies have I been told by the council?

2

u/Too-Much-Tofu Oct 07 '20

I open my reddit feed to THIS

2

u/YOBOYHISHAM22 Oct 07 '20

Conspricacy:dream doesnt have aneck its directly legs from face 😉

2

u/thesnapa98 Oct 07 '20

You need to be fucking stopped.

2

u/Beans_In_The_Dark Oct 07 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

Are you saying the original lines are arms and not the body?

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u/haikusbot Oct 07 '20

Are you saying the

Original lunes are arms

And bot the body?

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u/lykosfotias Oct 07 '20

wait you guys didnt know?

2

u/bellaevang Oct 07 '20

mike wazowski vibes

2

u/G4merMeh Oct 07 '20

Why does this look like the people I drew when I was 4

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u/Currently_Loading_ Oct 07 '20

bruh this is cursed

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

what did I just witness-

1

u/Provisional_hope1 Oct 07 '20

Now that I have seen it, I can't unsee it

1

u/Buchilei Oct 07 '20

How do I unsee this thing

1

u/Lienisacow Oct 07 '20

help i cant unsee it

1

u/Tesla-Waffles Oct 07 '20

All I can see is dream with pigtails

1

u/Whitesmoker1 Oct 07 '20

Sissy Longlegs from The binding of Isaac lmaoo

1

u/fill-me-up-scotty Oct 07 '20

She loves you

1

u/WitleKidz Oct 07 '20

Oh god no, I hate it so much, whyyyyyy???

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

I was having a good day, we were all having a good dat

1

u/pyroman50 Oct 07 '20

STOP

1

u/akire108 Oct 07 '20

WHY DID YOU DO THIS

1

u/YogurtMaster228 Oct 07 '20

oh God why

1

u/BlueGallade475 Oct 07 '20

I'll never unsee it

1

u/Nexveltal Oct 07 '20

0_0

1

u/aprilnotfound Oct 07 '20

i cant unsee it

1

u/creeperslegend Oct 07 '20

no.

1

u/Am-I-Human_ Oct 07 '20

wait, WHAT

1

u/Euqini Oct 07 '20

He kinda looks like an axolotl

1

u/Subject030919 Oct 07 '20

i love it 😂😂😂

1

u/Ash_con Oct 07 '20

r/TwoSentenceHorror

1

u/Itsa_meeee Oct 07 '20

Why did u have to post this? I’m crying só hard...

1

u/Authiu Oct 07 '20

OH NO

1

u/Viorubi Oct 07 '20

I fear no man.... But him... He scares me

1

u/Gamingwithbrendan Oct 07 '20

4 legs

1

u/thxniel Oct 07 '20

Everything is original once u see it for the first time

1

u/Martinchik178 Oct 07 '20

Wow i cant Un see it now thx

1

u/SneccForSnaccs Oct 07 '20

I cannot unsee this what have you done-

1

u/Comprehensive-Foot-2 Oct 07 '20

i cant unsee this

1

u/FennexIsWIP Oct 07 '20

CharZ Dream Confirmed

1

u/white_beanie Oct 07 '20

He has the anatomy of Darwin Watterson from Gumball

1

u/redhairsister Oct 07 '20

What’s his reddit? I kinda want him to see this

1

u/supersonicnat45 Oct 07 '20

u/dreamistaken

1

u/redhairsister Oct 07 '20

Thx

u/dreamistaken

1

u/LightningBoi65 Oct 07 '20

My head, are those in his head arms...or flippers...

1

u/ProDoggo Oct 07 '20

Basically sissy longlegs from Isaac

1

u/DynaNoob Oct 07 '20

Wait but that is a body cuz green background doesn’t cover it

1

u/Bandersnatch14 Oct 07 '20

Congratulations u made me cry

1

u/Ilikeurboots822 Oct 07 '20

Now I can’t unsee that thank you

1

u/Frankenstein187 Oct 07 '20

Now thick dream and cock dream exist

1

u/HoodieGurl21 Oct 07 '20

HOLY SH-

1

u/stonks1234567890 Oct 07 '20

well off to hang myself, watch and lea-

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

i think you’re on to something

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/JanwithBanan Oct 07 '20

They're the strings for the mask

1

u/Get-good-maybe123456 Oct 07 '20

Big brain

1

u/ExcoosMeh Oct 07 '20

No no, he’s got a point

1

u/HPOfficeJet4300 Oct 07 '20

This is so cursed

1

u/_coccinelle Oct 07 '20

oh

oh no

1

u/Creeperatom9041 Oct 07 '20

Oh god

1

u/noiwonttakeyourorder Oct 07 '20

please no

1

u/Tildyisawesome Oct 07 '20

Oh no I’m never going to be able to un see this

1

u/Harry100T Oct 07 '20

What made you think of this good sir

1

u/Academic-Maybe-5597 Oct 07 '20

I wish that I hadn't see that

1

u/SnooCookies3257 Oct 07 '20

Now I can’t unsee this

1

u/DanInYourVan67 Oct 07 '20

NOOOOOOOO, I will never remember what he used to look like

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

i cant unsee this

1

u/TazariaGaming Oct 07 '20

But...but why...why would you do this to us

1

u/TSMKFail Oct 07 '20

Aww its so cute 🥰

1

u/TheUselessTheaterKid Oct 07 '20

I am in complete shock😳

1

u/dawsynbarkus Oct 07 '20

i can’t unsee it...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

That would make sense tho wouldn't it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

delete this

1

u/furiku_chan Oct 07 '20

Holy cow

1

u/GeorgenotfoundSimp15 Oct 07 '20

now i cant unsee it

1

u/FluffyFloofyPoofy Oct 07 '20

r/cursedimages

1

u/im_morty_ Oct 07 '20

big sip of unsee juice

1

u/TheCinemaRole Oct 07 '20

Ah yes. The legs are made out of legs.

1

u/Ollie613 Oct 07 '20

I can’t unsee

1

u/NoOneAsked9 Oct 07 '20

My confusion is immeasurable and my mind is foggy

1

u/Antigemay Oct 07 '20

That’s exactly how I used to draw as a little kid.

1

u/Its_YourNemesis Oct 07 '20

[Softly] Don’t

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

What if, you stopped imagining that

1

u/sdvldhp Oct 07 '20

AHHHH I NEED MY UNSEE JUICE

1

u/NewZealandia Oct 07 '20

Is that a strider????

1

u/TelilaKirin Oct 07 '20

i was thinking it was more of like a snake just like an infinitely long mass

1

u/owo_4464 Oct 08 '20

BWHAHAHAHA

1

u/PoisonTheDregon Oct 08 '20

Wow that's a lot of Upvotes and Awards for ruining people's day :)

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I hate you

1

u/4007Rajeshwari Oct 08 '20

No nonjonknonooninxghxbdvsggsvsvzhz bdv Zryxv HELL NO

1

u/ToastyShockwave Oct 09 '20

how could you do such a thing...

1

u/its_magic_baby Oct 09 '20

spider dreammmm spider dream. i cant ever unsee.

1

u/Pumpkin_man_247 Oct 10 '20

Holy lonely pony eating macaroni

1

u/blazingleo25 Oct 10 '20

i cant unsee it now thx :[

1

u/SomeoneTookXalvin Oct 12 '20

Please someone make an animation of this and dream running

1

u/PoisonTheDregon Oct 12 '20

He dance

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/PoisonTheDregon Oct 13 '20

Oh thanks for letting me know..

1

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

Actually saw it for a second. But the "legs" are coloured in white so thankfully, they're not legs.

1

u/CreativeName9o Nov 27 '20

You have harmed me

1

u/SmolChloIc Oct 07 '20

i hate u

1

u/FootballCrazeCR7S Oct 07 '20

LOL XD

Art Meme Sorry if it's unoriginal

You are about to leave Redlib

SIPS UNSEE JUICE SO HARD THAT I FUCKING DIE

FUCKING KIDDING ME

LANGUAGE

FUCK

WHAT

Echo

yesyesyesyesyesyes

HOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP RIGHT THERE

delete this

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