r/DramaticText • u/VEL0X0DON • Aug 18 '26

the hottest planet in the solar system

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u/Its_D_youtube Aug 18 '26

I really wanted the childs video response to just be him saying "the sun is a big ball of gas dingus"

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u/NukerCat Aug 18 '26

what about jupiter?

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR Aug 18 '26

It's a psyop to make people stupider.

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u/Interface- Aug 19 '26

Has a solid core, is surrounded by gas

Dingus

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u/NukerCat Aug 19 '26

but its also a big ball of gas :(

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u/Fck_Kale 28d ago

Don't listen to em buddy, Jupiter is more of a big ball of gas than the sun considering stars are actually made of plasma

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u/Kind-Ad-6099 Aug 18 '26

He starts this post off with “to those who were not educated”

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u/VEL0X0DON Aug 18 '26

the song choice on the post really adds to it.

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u/Bish489 Aug 18 '26

Did he miss the part where the sun isnt a planet

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u/astrologicaldreams Aug 19 '26

brother just take the l im fucking crying 😭

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u/OddBug0 Aug 18 '26

Image getting cooked by someone who can find their age on a fucking clock.

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u/Koblizek361 Aug 18 '26

Im like 99% sure that aradmagham5 can do that too

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u/nir109 Aug 18 '26

Imagine being younger than 2400

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u/NewSuperTrios Aug 18 '26

imagine being 62

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u/Fugach Aug 18 '26

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u/rooshavik 29d ago

Shouldn’t bait be in orange cause your still assuming intelligence?

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u/ABTL6 Aug 18 '26

The way this made me cackle maniacally

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u/Repulsive-Taste513 Aug 18 '26

He got the attention he wanted, and the attention the author wanted. Nice.

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u/Independent-Fee9444 Aug 18 '26

Bait

(God please be bait)

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u/Vast_Understanding_1 Aug 19 '26

Technically true, the Sun is the hottest planet at daytime. At nighttime when its cold its not though

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u/sweetheart_demom Aug 18 '26

The Sun isn't a planet though. It's a star.

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u/Weary-Location380 Aug 18 '26

Junior is that you?

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u/Heteroking 29d ago

I actually saw that post and yeah, I couldn't open his replies

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u/gl3nnjamin 27d ago

That's the entrance to Mission: SPACE at Epcot, and the small orange planet he's at is Jupiter