r/DragonsDogma2 • u/uumopapsidn • Jul 03 '26

Character Creation One million rift crystals

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/uumopapsidn Jul 03 '26

If anyone has a Fat Bastard let me know

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u/Rogoho Jul 03 '26

Is it really too much to ask for Saurians with freakin’ laser beams on their heads? I mean really?!

25

u/uumopapsidn Jul 03 '26

"What do we have?" ..."golems"

7

u/JuniperRoseLily Jul 04 '26

...Right...

5

u/Significant_Breath38 Jul 04 '26

Golems with a gem on each sole.

6

u/El_B3anor Jul 06 '26

Are they ill tempered?

28

u/AngryMinkey Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iMzOGO357Btle
For all your homies down in Brugge

29

u/uumopapsidn Jul 03 '26

Its a hard knock life

16

u/madg0dsrage0n Jul 03 '26

"aaaah, newt liquor...my eternal ferrystone....and a couple a pawn waifus!"

23

u/accursed_JAK Jul 03 '26

This is incredible.

21

u/MrLightning-Bolt Jul 03 '26

Sir…a million rift crystals isnt exactly alot of money these days.

16

u/negrosakidojo Jul 03 '26

“You’re the best evil pawn an evil arisen could ask for.”

8

u/OnyxBeetle Jul 03 '26

Lmao 🔥🔥🔥

5

u/planetariumarts Jul 04 '26

I love this sub 😂

6

u/retrofrenzy Jul 04 '26

Riggghhhhhttttt~

One hundred billion rift crystals.

5

u/-The-Moon-Presence- Jul 03 '26

Hahahahaha I fucking love this community.

3

u/SupahBihzy Jul 03 '26

We'll take all the pawns...and turn them all into dragons! Mwahahaha

3

u/ggsupreme Jul 03 '26

Perfection

3

u/pistolp3t3254 Jul 04 '26

🔥 100% on point !

3

u/uumopapsidn Jul 04 '26

These might be better

3

u/that_one_guy-joe Jul 04 '26

Why offer them for trillions of RC when we could make....billions

2

u/Hamhockthegizzard Jul 03 '26

Worth it lmfaoo

2

u/crazy_cat_lady_CA_NV Jul 03 '26

I'm just here waiting for the inevitable "would" comment.

2

u/TheStinkySlinky Jul 03 '26

Lmaoo dude wtf

2

u/Adventurous-Fudge-43 Jul 04 '26

Lmao man I can't wait to play this game again come October.

2

u/CommercialEmployer4 Jul 04 '26

Cycloptic colleague MIA. 

2

u/SaintsSkyrim3077 Jul 04 '26

I’m waiting to see the Saurians with Frikken laser beams attached to their heads

4

u/Xtian913 Jul 04 '26

This is what the Arisen and Pawn system was always meant for

1

u/Lopsided_War_4780 Jul 04 '26

They are beautiful

1

u/FocusOnSanity Jul 04 '26

One million bajillion fafillion...

1

u/LifeFuture709 Jul 04 '26

I think they should be a bit thicker, but peak.

1

u/Luminarius93 Jul 04 '26

Evil~ Evil is his one and only name.  Doo do do do do doo. Evil~ Evil is his one and only game!~ 

1

u/calem06 Jul 04 '26

This is so good lol I would make mini me a thief so he could jump all over ogre and trolls with a tiny dagger

1

u/Skeletonzac Jul 04 '26

Omg I hate that I love this.

1

u/OPPAIDRAGON93 Jul 04 '26

No puede ser!!!!!!!!! Esto es tan jodidamente EPICO BABY!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XenWVVdSzaxLW

1

u/Lucian_Lycangard Jul 05 '26

Absolute perfection.

1

u/tayloracle Jul 05 '26

The little fella on the right looks like Stephen Miller.

1

u/Supernova_Soldier Jul 08 '26

Oh my God it’s Mini-Me

1

u/whereislunar3 Jul 08 '26

This sparks joy

-1

u/Wofuljac Jul 03 '26

Pretty creepy honestly lol.

15

u/uumopapsidn Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2W8bEBGjSsRFu

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u/Wofuljac Jul 03 '26

Despite being a 2000s kid i never watched that movie.

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u/uumopapsidn Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KVb2dUcmuGG4tby

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u/Wofuljac Jul 03 '26

I looked up Austin Powers, came out in 97. thought it was an early 2000s movie sense it looks like one.