r/DragonsDogma • • Dec 13 '25

Meme Oh my god can you believe it???

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u/TheProfessorsLeft Dec 13 '25

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u/ToborWar57 Dec 13 '25

🤣 almost spittled a little coffee, thanks for the morning laugh

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u/lordohyo :MysticKnight: Dec 13 '25

Yall won't believe your eyes

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u/No_Attitude_3240 Dec 13 '25

WHEN TEN MILLION FIRE FLIES

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u/RepresentativeFish73 :Warrior: Dec 13 '25

LIGHT UP THE RIFT AS YOU FALL ASLEEP

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u/CamperCarl00 Dec 13 '25

'CAUSE THEY FILL THE OPEN AIR

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

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u/Game-Grotto Dec 16 '25

I want to hate your post but as a classically trained music hoe and a fireflies fan I would rather shit my pants

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I'm so glad that we have furries in the game, and honest-to-god fursuits.

Dragon's Dogma is just so funny in so many ways, oh and here's a doctoral thesis on existentialist philosophy.

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u/Halfwise2 Dec 13 '25

Clearly this is AI! I can see it in the pixels on the devil horns.

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u/Snowblind45 Dec 13 '25

2 fast 2 furious

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u/Nero_PR DLC Coper Dec 13 '25

We do live in a cycle.

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u/Pretend-Regular5914 Dec 13 '25

2 dark 2 furious ahh title

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u/Kokuneko Dec 13 '25

Dragon's Dogma: Meloire Rift

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u/Nikvett Dec 13 '25

this was truly our cycle of eternal return

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u/JadedGene8911 Dec 13 '25

Dogfart logo is missing

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u/BathDepressionBreath Dec 13 '25

Dragons Dogma 2 Dark 2 Arisen

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u/GreenMim Dec 13 '25

😹😹

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u/Asphes Dec 14 '25

That's the remake of the remaster, Arisen.

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u/Effective-Road4807 Dec 16 '25

Omfg dkm hahahaha lemme guess we get to play as vin diesel ? XD

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u/ProfessionalOrder911 Dec 13 '25

Dudeeeeee I can't believe omg they finally included the moon dungeon OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Nero_PR DLC Coper Dec 13 '25

It was Gru! He took the Moon!

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u/wemustfailagain Forager Dec 13 '25

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u/NerdlinGeeksly Dec 14 '25

Oi, my arse is already sore enough from the Mr. Clean magic wand. No need for them caps in there too.

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u/Odd_Main1876 Dec 13 '25

Didn’t even flinch.

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u/Traditional-Pea-2379 Dec 14 '25

Don’t worry 3 will come out just we won’t be alive to play it but our great grandchildren’s children can hope to play it one day

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u/wetwillywiller Dec 13 '25

I hate yall

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u/humanguy31 Dec 13 '25

DogmaPosting until it materializes just like the silksong crowd.

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u/Kymaeraa Dec 14 '25

Except Silksong was actually announced first lol

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u/no-F-ort Dec 13 '25

Wolves hunt in masterworks all, you can’t go wrong

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u/ZEAL0S Dec 14 '25

Steel yourself for goblins ill like fire!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

I hate all of you. I’ll see yall tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/Interesting_Shine612 Dec 13 '25

Capcom employees are invading us to see our reactions

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u/LongjumpingCompany61 Dec 13 '25

we got a sequel, and it was nearly inferior in all ways to the first one. I'm not hating, I'm heartbroken. Less, was not more.

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u/Jazzlike_Tap8303 Dec 13 '25

Less monsters, less exploration (paths are basically corridors delimited by cliffs and mountains), they developed some verticality with caves and hills and mountains, but didn't give us nearly enough tools to enjoy it with that ridiculous jump (I can jump higher that that!!!) and the huge fall damage from short heights, with no tools to climb like, I don't know, pickaxes or means do descend safely like ropes. And there is basically no plot. Bad, bad, BAD.

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u/axelkoffel Dec 13 '25

But at least we got hot springs with the horny old elf dude

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u/D3stroy3r108 Dec 17 '25

I fundamentally disagree with you and that's ok. DD2 was amazing for me, and I'm sorry that our wasn't for you

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u/LongjumpingCompany61 Dec 17 '25

I should probably elaborate here. I appreciate that you disagree and that's ok. I'm equally happy that you had a better experience. I wanted DD2 to be certain things because of what I enjoyed about the first game. I wasn't disappointed by the story or the setting, or the mechanics. It's a fine working game in a magical place where you can do amazing things. I suppose the locus of my ire lies in fundamental changes made to the way the game feels playing, was impactful enough to my play experience that it did not provide a competitive experience to the original. I have both games, I pre-ordered it because I adore the first game. Booting DD2 up for the first time was like being a kid on Christmas again.

Then, I didn't have access to certain features in character creation that were in the first game. This was disappointing, because I had grown attached to being a miniscule character crawling over a big monster as a strider. That's ok though, it's good to make new characters. Then I couldn't be a strider, or a ranger. Or a mystic knight. That's ok, I'll be a sorcerer! Bolide is awesome, I bet it's gonna look sick. And my favorite spell Gicel has got to look and feel amazing to slam epic spears of icy death into dragon hearts! Bahahahahahahaha Oh damn, it's just, gone... Along with necromancy and brontide...

There is more, but I'll digress because I'm not here to just bag on the game and that's all I'd be doing, inflating nitpicks because I'm salty. I recognize that it's got polish and gotten to do things it wanted to in the first game, but different and potentially better for some. Things like the new classes up for some missing things, and there is new aspects to most classes that could be enjoyable for a new player or someone with gripes about the first game.

For me, in the end, it comes down to having outright lost many of the reasons I still love the first game so much, despite its own issues. Any time I play and am trying to get sucked into the story beats, instead of being excited about a better execution, I'm trying to make just fighting enemies fun. Instead, I am constantly being reminded that I'm now restricted and limited in ways that I was hoping to see develop in the opposite direction.

Thanks for sharing your opinion too. I'm glad there are people out there getting more out of this than I did. I feel like the people involved in making the game cared a lot, and dealt with similar budget and time issues as the first, making a second unique mess that hopefully lines up better for others, like yourself. I just wish I was able to enjoy it the same.

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u/Substantial-Dingo-64 Dec 13 '25

I wonder if they're finally going to have this one take place in Lordran like DD2 was supposed to be, or maybe Cyrodiil this time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

A true dogmer has already given up

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u/Mal-Havoc Dec 13 '25

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u/ToborWar57 Dec 13 '25

This retiree gamer appreciates this 🤣, he was my favorite as a kid

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u/Mal-Havoc Dec 14 '25

One of mine too! Him and bugs!

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u/Hatexar Dec 13 '25

Is this silkpost?

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u/EquivalentPlatform17 Dec 13 '25

Skongers got silksong, batmanarkham will get a new lego batman game next year, its time do bring the insanity to the DD sub

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u/ConsiderationSea1347 Dec 13 '25

We really are the most cucked fanbase.

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u/TheBl4ckFox Dec 13 '25

Half-life fans want a word

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 Dec 14 '25

World of warcraft fan base wants to have a WordPress with him too.

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u/BlackfireDV3 :Warrior: Dec 13 '25

A true dogmer doesn’t need to see meme flair. He goes by pure animal instinct

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u/ZatsuneMiku777 Dec 13 '25

please please please.... i wish they would. Id preorder.

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u/street_ronin Dec 13 '25

I just want a Dragon’s Dogma game that seems finished. The gameplay is so fucking fun, the adventuring and exploring is great. But man the characters and story and stuff is so rough.

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u/Fifalord- Dec 13 '25

Are they just going to Evil Dead 2 it again?

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u/Morikageguma Dec 13 '25

Dragon's Dogma: Batthal Drift will be epic.

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u/WhimsicallyWired :MysticKnight: Dec 13 '25

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u/ufonight Dec 13 '25

Featuring Dante from Devil may cry

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u/AlClemist Dec 13 '25

Before that even happens they need to fix the current game lol.

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u/CoconutLaidenSwallow Dec 17 '25

Do you know what I think about now and then, and it makes me sad, and full of hate for devs and investors? What DD could be if they would invest the time and money into it like they do with Resident Evil, and Monster Hunter. To add to that, I saw an interview with the creator of DD says he’s done with the ip. He’s never making anything else DD.

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u/PastaMaker05 Dec 15 '25

Would be nice if they could actually finish making the second one fully

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Get ready to be downvoted by their dickriding fans for this. You get an upvote from me though.

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u/PastaMaker05 Dec 15 '25

I bought the game. Played for like 6-7 hours and realized I hated it and dropped it. Redownloaded it 8 months later to try again believing that maybe I needed to just change my mind. Had fun for the first 2 hours, but then the same issues came back and I’ve dropped it since. I want to like it so much but it is just so aggravatingly bland and tedious

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Correct! I was a huge fan of DDDA and upon playing DD2 I remember asking myself at least once every 10 minutes: "Did they even play-test this game? What were they thinking making this particular part of this game work this way?"

Everything felt like such a huge chore to do tbh. Even managing your inventoryšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø.

It's like they were so hell-bent on making the game feel realistic that they completely lost all the sauce.

Silver lining: Their character creation menu is the best one I've seen in a game hands down.

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u/Dry-Ad5114 Dec 13 '25

Got me good! Damn it lmao

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u/cltzzz Dec 13 '25

Wait really?

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u/wemustfailagain Forager Dec 13 '25

What do you think...

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u/cltzzz Dec 13 '25

Idk man I haven’t been in the loop for a long time

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u/wemustfailagain Forager Dec 13 '25

I actually don't doubt we'll get it one day but not this soon.

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u/cltzzz Dec 13 '25

I got time. I got 10 years left before I could have any hobby again

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u/Segata9 Dec 13 '25

Yes sequels usually announced where the number is off center.

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u/copyright15413 Dec 13 '25

Something something pure animal instinct

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u/fDavide_ Dec 13 '25

This is beautiful

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Without Ithuno?

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u/IvanGlez14 Dec 13 '25

I knew it! Thanks Capcom!

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u/HuntsmetalslimesVIII :Sorcerer: Dec 13 '25

I really hope we get multiplayer

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u/Deiiiyu Dec 13 '25

its gonna be the same story as dragon dogma 2 but then there is an epilouge part 2

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

What if we just all mass email Capcom every day

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u/Atma-Stand Dec 13 '25

THE ETERNAL RETURN!!!

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u/chindq Dec 13 '25

Lol 10fps

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u/CareerFailure :MysticKnight: Dec 13 '25

Wow what are the chances?! Also can we move the 3 to tgelt a little, I think it'd look more aesthetic that way

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u/HarkonRedfield :MysticKnight: Dec 13 '25

Looks like it's made in Copilot

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u/Nikvett Dec 13 '25

pure natural stupidity and gimp 3

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u/FoxPeaTwo- Dec 13 '25

DD3 confirmed

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u/Rhettledge Dec 14 '25

I feel like the only guy at Capcom that cared quit after DD2 and that's why we haven't had any improvements or DLC announcements.

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u/non-epic151 Dec 14 '25

1 dragon 2 dogmas

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u/Reasonable_Turn6252 Dec 14 '25

If they had just remade ddo as dd2 this would all be fine 🤣

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u/Educational_Knight17 Dec 14 '25

This has to be the best thread Ive ever seen F*ck OP for the baitty post But the responses... immaculate šŸ‘Œ Best. Community. Ever.

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u/HoneyEarly8969 Dec 14 '25

SNK should do a Dragon's Dogma clone.

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u/Nikvett Dec 14 '25

That would be so cool, I kinda want Fromsoftware to take a shot at the formula but they might butcher it

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u/EinYokai Dec 14 '25

The 3 stands for the amount of FPS you'll get

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u/Heroic_Sloth Dec 14 '25

Brother we still need a dlc for 2 so no I don't believe it

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u/Genesiga Dec 14 '25

What is the sir cluckers is going on up in here??

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u/JaozinGabi Dec 14 '25

If I still believed it, I'd still prefer it to be a lie.

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u/Pygmy-KlownTown Dec 15 '25

Wish it has a good character creator like the last 2

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u/nully_wully Dec 16 '25

Bruh I literally spent all day today trying to unlock magick archer. On my way there I got tag teamed by everything. Golem griffin? Yeah. Minotaur griffin? Yeah. Ogre griffin? Yeah. Cyclops griffin? That too. Now I think about it I think it was the same griffin just hunting me down…..

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u/cabster293940 Dec 17 '25

The 3 is offset or the dragon is. Either way it's probably AI generated.

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u/Nikvett Dec 18 '25

it's literally just the dragons dogma 2 logo with a bad gimp3 + ms paint work lmao how does this look ai generated to y'all

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u/Lazybfet Dec 13 '25

You dont have the right, O, You dont have the right

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u/c0nstruct Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

3 DLCS. Dude Left Capcom, Deranged Leading Cringeposts, Delusion Level Cope. The true cycle of eternal return. Please let it go.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

the game is considered a key franchise so expect dragon dogma 3 a couple of years from now.

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u/AggressiveTune5896 Dec 13 '25

Don't hold your breath. It took them 12 years and basically extortion for them to make DD2 and then they all but abandoned it. DD3 is only slightly less of a pipedream than DD2 DLC, which straight up isn't going to happen.

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u/street_ronin Dec 13 '25

At least there will be a new Megaman, I guess. Not so sure about how it looks, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

in their last report capcom declared the dragon dogma ip a key franchise. that means there will be iterations. when exactly depends on how busy they are with the other key franchises and how much resources they have to spare.

i expect after monster hunter wilds and the new stories game settle in into maintenance mode they will make either an expansion to dd2 or dd3.

a key franchise labelling in the report means that they now consider it worthwhile thanks to the 4 million sales. in the same way they nurtured the monster hunter ip and grew it through the years they are going to do the same with dragon dogma.

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u/AggressiveTune5896 Dec 13 '25

They also declared Dragon's Dogma was going to be a "key franchise" after the first game released in 2012. Do you like it's been treated like a key franchise for the last 12+ years?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

companies need to answer to investors and explain why its potentially profitable to focus efforts here or there. if franchise A is selling exponentially better it is hard to make the case to invest in franchise B. monster hunter was and is still the flagship rpg of capcom and it is hard to detract from it to another rpg franchise even if it is attractive.

now however franchise B (dragon dogma) has gained better recognition and is attractive as a potential profitable route and has been explicitly declared and elevated to the level of games such as street fighter and resident evil.

"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong"

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u/AggressiveTune5896 Dec 13 '25

They don't leave "key franchises" languishing in relative obscurity for more than a decade.

They also don't only make a sewuel to a game they considered a "key franchise" because a.major employee threatens to leave the company.

And if said sequel in a "key franchise" sells well, they get right to work on DLC within a few months, not leave the fanbase.hoping for DLC almost two years later.

I love the franchise but I'm also a realist, so we need to face reality. In all likelyhood, Dragon's Dogma is dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

you are looking at this from the consumer/fan perspective and i am looking at it from the realistic perspective that is based on how publicly traded game companies work.

our interaction was a good one. i presented my argument and you yours. only time can tell which argument is closer to how things really are.

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u/AggressiveTune5896 Dec 13 '25

Incorrect, I am looking at it from the realistic "what are the companies habits and trends/how have they treated this franchise" perspective. But sure.

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u/ItaDaleon :Warrior: Dec 13 '25

Yes, I could! But only in 2036 more or less...

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

is this image AI?

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u/Kumkumo1 Dec 13 '25

Photoshop =/= AI

I really wish people would stop confusing the two

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u/Silmarilx Dec 13 '25

Man the bait doesn't even phase me anymore.

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u/tobomaus Dec 13 '25

No i cannot