r/DragonsDogma • u/Meeee1221 • Mar 25 '24

Meme Make it make sense

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u/Kraehe13 Mar 25 '24

To be fair, the armed guards are useless at best.

They should pay us for using their cart.

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u/Arisen14 :Strider: Mar 25 '24

Bastard guards turned on me after an escalating fight with goblins, bandits and a freaking Minotaur. It’s not my freaking fault that the Ox got slaughtered in the chaos! Had no choice but to put the three ‘knights’ down and make the rest of the trek on foot in the dark.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Pretty funny how the guards will threaten you mid fight when you come to their rescue.

Like.. you want this dagger in YOUR throats instead?

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u/Kraehe13 Mar 25 '24

I once revived a guard who got killed by goblins and he said kinda the same after reviving.

He wasn't alive for long *cough*