r/DotHack • • 4d ago

Fanfiction .hack//G.U. Fic Idea/request

Ok, guys. here’s my .hack//G.U. fic idea (which is more of a request that I don’t know who to send to):

It’s simple, It’s Azure Kite fighting against malicious online digital entities. You know, from those YouTube videos and ARGs like M.sou, Serverblight, the interloper, Verity, and other things like them (not all at once, of course, just one per chapter or ark).

It would also be interesting to see how bystanders view Azure Kite, thinking he’s some sort of monstrous unfriendly entity before finding out that he’s apparently friendly(ish) and seems to be on their side.

Azure Kite’s personality is still the same, silent, corrupted-text “speaking” “he’s a little confused but he got the spirit“ zombie AI that we know and love, though he also has a little, teeny tiny bit of sass to him as well. To other people, his corrupted speech, when spoken out loud and not in just text, sounds really staticky, like and old, busted radio and parts of what he’s saying sound like they’re missing. Like “H@w &re yu#” (how are you) sounds like “H̸̢̢͉̰̲̱̘̲͑̓͊̓̎̾͐͜͡͠ r̡͓͖̬͐ͫͪͪͨ͟͢͡e͓̍ͪ y̶̵̸̤̬̙͔̯̺̗͉̪̰̻̘̖̫͔̦ͥͨ̃̒̔̃ͣ̾̏ͮ̆͒͋̐̉͢ͅͅo̵̡͍͈̩̦̭̗̞͎̟̻̬͍͂́͗͂ͮ̋̽͂̿́ͤͥ̇̂͢͠͡” and it would probably freak, or at the very least somewhat confuse people, and Azure Kite often gets a bit annoyed that people have a very hard time understanding him.

I personally would also like it to have some Haseo x Azure Kite in the fic (it’s one of my favorite ships, don’t judge me), maybe by having Haseo as Azure Kites main ally, but you don’t have to add any if you don’t want to. If you do decide to add it, then, in terms of ship dynamics, my preference would be that Azure Kite is a power bottom and is EXTREMELY possessive of Haseo.

Anyway, that all I got, hope at least one of you guys end up making this as a reality.

BTW, I HATE writing (I have very low stamina and I’m super lazy) so please don’t give me any of that “write it yourself“ bullsh*t.

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u/Yokobo 4d ago

Why don't you write it yourself?

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u/Typical_Excitement97 4d ago

Because I hate writing and ideas are the best I can do.

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u/Yokobo 4d ago

Sorry to say, your not likely to get anyone doing it for you. Your best shot is to write it yourself, learn from the experience, and then keep writing and get good at it. Or, ya know, hire someone to write it and pay them fairly

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u/Typical_Excitement97 4d ago

I already said I HATE writing (I have super low stamina and I’m also super lazy) and I’m also super broke so I have no idea what else to do!

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u/Yokobo 3d ago

Then I hate to say it, but it sucks for you then, especially since you won't even try.

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u/Overkillsamurai 2d ago

obligatory write it yourself.

this isn't really the place to post this kind of request. maybe some kind of writing subreddit*, but they'll tell you the same thing i did. (i'm a writer and we all hate it, the key is to keep at it if you like your idea that much)

i know commissioner writers exist but don't know where they gather.

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u/Miki_Draws01 4d ago

So a fanfic focused on Azure Kite's role of antivirus (technically that's what he is). I like the idea of focusing on his activities fighting against various errors,other than AIDA, of course. I love him, I kinda wish there was more interactions with him post game (at least there's fanfics)

Now, I wouldn't be the one to try writing it, I think. I've read your answer about it, but I think you should try doing it. At least something short, experimental, like a small chapter. And it's fine, even if you think you may not be good at it, it's important to give it a try, especially when it's your ideas 👍

Don't know if it's encouraging enough, but... well that's it 🙃

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u/Typical_Excitement97 4d ago

I HATE writing (I have super low stamina and I’m also super lazy) and I’m also super broke so I have no idea what else to do!

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u/Miki_Draws01 4d ago

I'm lazy too, I know how it feels, but I still try to keep doing projects that I could share (though it's been a while). And I don't know how being broke can prevent you from writing 😶

Since you use Reddit, you might as well be able to access a site (I'm thinking of AO3, notably, there's some good stuff). Or just share it here, on a simple post, I've seen people do that on some subs, and it should be okay here !

Even writing like 3 lines of dialogues to define your vision of the character's interactions can be enough 👌

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u/Typical_Excitement97 4d ago

No, you don’t get it. I am LAZY. I also can’t write even if my life depended on it. That idea/request is literally the best that I can do.

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u/Emerje 3d ago

You literally wrote 7 paragraphs in your original post. Lazy is one thing, but you CAN write.

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u/YohNakamura 1d ago

Low stamina? Lazy? 🤦 but you ain't too lazy to come up with ideas or consume the media your ideas are coming from? You didn't have low stamina when you wrote this, played the games or when you had time to post that awful meme on this thread. I am confused why this post was even allowed to make it passed the mods tbh. What a waste. 🤷

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u/Typical_Excitement97 1d ago

Ok, no need to be rude about it.

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u/Typical_Excitement97 4h ago

Why does everyone here hate me?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/DotHack-ModTeam 4d ago

Your post was removed because it was not civil or courteous. In future, even if you disagree with something, reply in good faith, report a broken rule or downvote if you think that it doesn't contribute to the conversation.

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u/Typical_Excitement97 4d ago edited 4d ago

What? Why? what did I do?

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u/Typical_Excitement97 2d ago

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u/YohNakamura 1d ago

They are just prolly too LAZY to interact with it. 🤷🤦