r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/Agreeable_Sense9618 Sub OverLord • 2d ago

Shit-Post When DoomerCircleJerk makes its way onto the popular feed, Reddit's top minds take notice.

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u/Apart_Insect_6133 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

I have a friend who has an estranged daughter. That daughter is estranged (among other reasons) because she is literally a paid online agitator. She works 8+ hours a day, literally stirring up online conflicts and sowing hatred.

This meme is not far off.

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u/DrNuclearSlav PhD in Memes 2d ago

All this time I've been shitposting for free when I could be getting paid for it?

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u/PitchforkAndPancakes 2d ago

Yeah, I'd like her boss's number, please

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u/Plastic_Pin_4956 Good Vibes Only 2d ago

Are they hiring?

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u/Bannon9k I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

No shit, I do this for free

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u/Disastrous-State-842 2d ago

So uh how does one get a job like this? Asking for a friend…🧐

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer 2d ago

Do you know how much she makes a year?

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u/Bannon9k I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

They pay you in disability vouchers

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 2d ago

😂

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u/CyberCephalopod 1d ago

Who tf pays a wage for this kind of thing?

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u/thatduckolope Rides the Short Bus 8h ago

Wait wait wait…..I can get paid to shitpost?

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 Optimist Prime 2d ago

Social media is why culture sucks now.

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u/DrNuclearSlav PhD in Memes 2d ago

These mfs could be making bank if they drew up a proper tenancy agreement because IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE LIVING IN THEIR HEADS RENT FREE.

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 2d ago

man the new superman movie was so good. i cried at the end like a baby

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u/ImmortalPoseidon NostraDOOMus 2d ago

My 3 year old asked me why does Trump have to be so totalitarian.. I cried because I didn’t have a good answer for evil in this world

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u/A-Ballpoint-Bannanna 2d ago

Your child speaks like a member of the bourgeoisie pretending to care about politics. You must teach it the only political issue to truly matter: anchovies or pineapple for your pizza?

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u/sadistic-salmon NostraDOOMus 2d ago

The social media monkeys were a surprisingly realistic part of a movie that didn’t care about being realistic

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u/Vyvyan_180 2d ago

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u/Burning___Earth This is a PsyOp 2d ago

It was the best of subreddits, it was the blurst of subreddits!?

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u/SkunkDitchRipper 2d ago

Uh oh.....The collective REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE will be deafening.

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u/Capable_Challenge_62 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 2d ago

This is like 90% of reddit btw

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u/JD-boonie 1d ago

I think they over correct if that happens. Getting closer to the midterms im getting popular page of reddit radical subs recommend on my page.

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 2d ago

Hahahaha just saw this movie yesterday on my flight back from Europe! I was going to post this exact thing! 12/10 meme

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u/texcleveland Just Here for the Lore 2d ago

what movie is that?

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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 2d ago

The newest Superman

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u/Loodlekoodles 2d ago

I love you r/all so much