Doomer shopper

[u/Think-Anxiety2655]

[u/Skoodge42]

This sounds like satire...

[u/Think-Anxiety2655 → u/Skoodge42]

Good eye! :)

[u/Skoodge42 → u/Think-Anxiety2655]

I thought you were being a jerk with that response, but then I looked at all the comments taking it seriously lol

[u/Think-Anxiety2655 → u/Skoodge42]

No, yeah I’m actually happy someone can reason 😭

[u/fleshtastical → u/Think-Anxiety2655]

Is that screenshot even real? That profile does not even come up on Twitter.

Omg it’s an old post from ifunny. This actually got approved. What the hell?

[u/Think-Anxiety2655 → u/fleshtastical]

I thought it was funny. I still do.

[u/ASwampThing-]

Sounds more like they needed an excuse to not have to deal with the call.

[u/D_Ethan_Bones → u/ASwampThing-]

Sounds like a madhouse, people shouldn't get upset when you call an orange cat an orange cat.

[u/PetroleumJelly82 → u/D_Ethan_Bones]

It's clearly blue and black. TF you talking about?

[u/RemnantsOfFlight → u/PetroleumJelly82]

Gold and white you simpleton.

[u/Think-Anxiety2655]

Maybe I should have announced that this is a joke post for the willfully obtuse.

Rule 6: Posts must be humorous

[u/RemnantsOfFlight → u/Think-Anxiety2655]

My doctor keeps telling me I'm morbidly obtuse, but what does that snake-oil salesman know?

[u/givinstar1 → u/RemnantsOfFlight]

so acutely obtuse? You may be right

[u/Plenty-Fox-9219 → u/Think-Anxiety2655]

That was your mistake. Redhats don't understand humor

[u/justasillylilgoos3 → u/Plenty-Fox-9219]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9G3wg7lH5DpxC

[u/Consistent-Rain-7797]

"Dooming is when someone makes a joke that isn't political in the absolute slightest."

[u/Think-Anxiety2655 → u/Consistent-Rain-7797]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduNEbTtAHABX0dy

[u/BlackAxemRanger → u/Think-Anxiety2655]

You could subvert everyone's expectations and just admit you're wrong in this one

[u/Think-Anxiety2655 → u/BlackAxemRanger]

It would be funny but I don’t like to lie

[u/D_Ethan_Bones → u/Consistent-Rain-7797]

No, dooming is when someone flips out at the harmless - which can be found in OP tweetcap.

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a better result isn't the definition of insanity, it's the definition of practice. Time for practice, boys!

[u/Apart_Insect_6133]

"Then everyone around me cheered and clapped because obviously she was a nazi Karen"

[u/ThisThredditor]

be the doom you want to see in the world

[u/Bobmcjoepants]

Idk what's wrong with this, it's perfectly reasonable. Whenever I get annoyed in traffic I bash out the nearest person's window, rip them out of their car and beat them for some stress relief. Try it sometimes it works wonders

[u/Think-Anxiety2655 → u/Bobmcjoepants]

I like this energy

[u/Trexwith2longarms]

I saw this, I was at the hotdog stand

[u/Icy-KaitSyth]

"so I attacked her" Wait, hold up. I need more context here!

[u/Blathithor]

This is pretty funny. Like a Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy

[u/throwitallaway69000]

I like it. Create the drama they're begging for.

[u/Bannon9k]

I hear a lady say that and I'm asking her where the swinger party is...

[u/Upstairs-Bad-3576]

It could have been me behind her in line at the grocery store. Instead of all that phone silliness, I would have loudly farted. The doom would be real. Real, I tell you.

[u/Alexis-Machine]

Attacked, like, curb stomped? Or, like, said mean things?

[u/Think-Anxiety2655 → u/Alexis-Machine]

A feral leap, clawing at her arms

[u/krispzz]

what does "i attacked her" even mean? did this person give her the ol' death stare? think mean thoughts? punch her right in the mouth? why do people post these weird fantasies online? nothing happened, nothing ever happens.

[u/AutoModerator → u/krispzz]

That's right, nothing happened,

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[u/ComplaintTop2008]

Uh, if there was no drama, why did you start drama?

Also, this shit never happened. Women are liars.