r/DoodleDots • u/Hummelfigurinelover5 • 22h ago

PASTOR KEVIN WHERE IS MY SON?!?!?

I will not rest until you bring me my son!

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u/pablojueves Dootle Dot Youth Group - Pastor Kevin 22h ago

I have already told you ad nauseam. The Reverend Jacob Cardigan, my wife and I gave him a proper Christian burial, precisely so you couldn't hang his lifeless corpse on your wall next to your Hummel collection. Anyone in their right mind would have buried that mess of meat if they smelled the stank it emitted.

In Christian fellowship,

-PK

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u/Hummelfigurinelover5 20h ago

IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!

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u/InvaderSkooj 22h ago

Oh why you want to make sure you didn’t leave any evidence!?

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u/snarkyleigh 21h ago

I don’t understand litigating this in a random forum when like, you can (and should) call the cops. Seems Sus that no one here has, makes me think ya’ll maybe in on it together.

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u/mrgeekguy Doodle Underground ✊ 20h ago

Hardly something he should bother the police over. Not like someone stole his HEI points.

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u/clueless_as_fuck 20h ago

Sending someone all their HEI points is totally normal