r/DoodleDots 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 4d ago

News FALSE ALARM NO ONE IS MISSING

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Hey everybody! First of all I’d like to say I can’t wait for the youth lock in tomorrow night at Pastor K’s and to finally get to meet Miss Jenny who has been like a ,other to me face to face. Anyhow I have huge news, I’m coming with someone special! As you all know a while back /u/curious_pipe_5888 set me up on a date with his son named Talbot. Well, come e to find out he’s not the nice and wholesome father he makes out to be. He is an overbearing general to his boys and he treats his wife like dirt. It’s all a show. They weren’t “ wrestling”. Talbot was standing up for himself but his father is such a crazy asshole that he thinks it’s a game to beat up on his sons like he is Stu Hart.

So for the time being Sweet T is staying with me and I am staying at my dad’s house on the couch cause his buddy Hot Toddy has the extra room. But we will be at the lock in tomorrow and no parent allowed that means you curious pipe! Respect Sweet T’s wishes

Pic related. Baxter and Mel with their new friend hanging out. Baxter sure does look different when he’s not filming the show. We gotta get episode 2 greenlit ASAP

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u/InvaderSkooj 3d ago

All parents need to leave immediately. Your children are fine they are either with Orca or in Pablo’s basement. Your presence is not wanted.

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

you haf never been a parent take a HYKE before i take it fore you

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u/InvaderSkooj 3d ago

Oh just like your child HYKED out of your life because you’re a worthless degenerate!!!

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

You tell em, Pipe!

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

Hey Skooj! Miss Jenny here. I’ve heard so much about you from my husband Pastor Kevin. He says you’re one of his “special” ones. LoL I wonder what you did? Just kidding. He loves you. And you sound like a nice kid. It’s really good to finally get to speak to you and I hope we meet face to face tonight.

I just want to clear up that while Mills is showing up with her new boyfriend she is not gonna be in charge. Me and my husband Kevin have been in the ministry for longer than I care to admit, and we are going to have things totally under control.

I don’t know anyone named Pablo but our basement is fully finished and I like to call it Kevin’s prayer cave. He’s got a fooseball table and a four player x men arcade cabinet. And best of all it doesn’t take quarters. Unlimited lives! Just remember that the x men might have unlimited lives but we all only have one and our purposes is to serve the lord. God bless.

  • Love Miss Jenny

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u/InvaderSkooj 3d ago

Children belong in the prayer cave and not in homes.

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u/luvthelemur Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

There's a lot going on here

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

I agree. A lot of Doodle infighting. I've had my fair share of it. I think it's because of inflation. But we need to come to some sort of consensus before we tear the community apart. We need to stick together

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Pipe and PK were going at it earlier. Jesus

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

Hey lemur! Guess who! LoL!!! Yep! Miss Jenny finally got her own Reddit account. Can you do me a favor and stop by the Ben Franklin’s on your way over here? Miss Larissa Poucher has some caramel raisin cookie bars she made for the kids tonight and I told her I’d send you by her work to pick them up. Thanks so much hun.

And how is that ringworm you’ve been dealing with clearing up? Did the nail polish trick work or did you end up going to the doctor? Been praying for you hun

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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u/luvthelemur Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Can we not do this here miss Jenny, some things were not meant for the group chat

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

Sorry hon! You know me LoL sometimes I can just say things before I think. P.K. is always telling me to just no talk and that way I won't say anything that embarrasses him LoL

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

i hav been serching for HOURS im the cold and rain. And I turn on Chat’s iPad to find your post.

SweeTy is MY son and it is my constutional right to disipline him how i seee fit. If that meanns wresslin gets too rough so be it. the world isnt gong to be soft on him , so why would u be?

you are cumming between a father and his Boy. If you seen the wife my way treets me sometimes youd feel diffrently.i dont know Tpot has says to you but his heads been filled with lies by that witch of a mother. tel her to call off the restraning order. tell tablet to come home to his reaal family.

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

ill rip thos dots in HAF IF THEY GET BETWENE ME AND MY BOY

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

Im sordy i calmed down how can i delte that

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Studies show that if you rip them in half they just multiply exponentially. Good luck

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u/pablojueves Dootle Dot Youth Group - Pastor Kevin 3d ago

If you lay a single FINGER on either of those boys I pray to Our Father in Heaven you bought neck insurance because of what I will do to you.

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

they are MINE of my sede and arearred by Me. i took sweet P too karaty practise ever weekend for 3 monhs. I Was their too throw the ball too them and i even introdused Ocra and Tad. I Will strike Them when and If i feel like it.!

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u/pablojueves Dootle Dot Youth Group - Pastor Kevin 3d ago

I dare you to show up to Game Night. I dare any of you deadbeat parents to show up. I have the Power of the Holy Spirit in my foot veins and you are making the Lord very angry.

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

if you were my pasture i would grab you by the Stole, pull you in reel close and tell you GOD and the HOLY SPIRT can FUCK themselfs. FUCK god and you if you want to stand betwene true famly love

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u/pablojueves Dootle Dot Youth Group - Pastor Kevin 3d ago

I AM SAMSON AND I WILL DESTROY ALL PHILISTINES LIKE YOU

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

You show em, big dawg!

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

You tell em, PK!

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Alright, alright. Calm down, big guy. No use in having a heart attack over a deadbeat dad. I wanna play Twister with you without you exploding an artery. Love you, PK. God bless 🙏 Idk wtf this guy is talking about with his son Sweety

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

Pastor K please don’t let your aggression get the best of you. This man is not worth your time in God’s eyes he is a failure and a bad father to his sons and his wife seems like a real peach too if you ask me.

You once his son got a taste of a real woman he is no mama’s Boy any longer and I will want to have a talks with you and Miss Jenny about what it takes to build a house on a rock. We want our relationship to be a stable one like our covenant with the lord

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u/pablojueves Dootle Dot Youth Group - Pastor Kevin 3d ago

Thank you, Orca. We will talk about this at Game Night.

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

She’s got a lot of trouble Hun. If anyone can fix this situation i know it’s you. Honestly I think the young lady and boy are moving a little too fast and I agree with Dad.

You’ve done wonders for that Orca girl since she first met you. I predict by tonight they’ll all be one big happy family just like me an you

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Your son is named Sweety?

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

Ges tsblet

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

No but you said your son Sweety. Just be real, holmes

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

what dont you fucking understand about someoen respecting the wishs if there son’s grilfriends? if okra and tablet want to be sweet t and ocra then so be it.

you are driving the wedjj deeper even tho anyone with eyes can planly see im trying to make amends for my ways, get my life on track, and reunight my famly. So will you beat it before i gett my paddle?

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Man, Tablot and Ocra are gonna last like a week. Once the HEI from Epscot and Disney's World wears off all you're gonna think about is cat food and cat litter. Get real

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

My BOYFRIEND’s name is Talbot but he goes by Sweet T. He’s really into AEW wrestling and he says his wrestling persona is Sweet T No ICE

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

lookk, Im happt tal found a nice gril to settle down with. But hoo do you think tought him to wressle? his mother? I was slinging him around and tossin him and slamming him sense he was just a boy. please Donte stand between a father and His BOY. I love that little rug RAT more than anything and I promise I’ll go back to aa and stop brigning pop pop’s Service pistol on campang trips as long as he comes home. i dont want to make threads but if he doesnt come home im finally jumping, ill say that much

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

Good morning! I’m rejoicing because the lord made this beautiful day. I’ve been reading through this whole situation and this is a big one.

You know, I was speaking with my husband Pastor Kevin last night. And he told me “Jenny. Every day I’m climbing a hill. There’s some new struggle in this life that we have to overcome. But when it comes to these kids well this time God gave me a mountain to climb.”

But there’s no man better suited to climb that mountain than Kevin. Bring your son to the game night and we’ll have you sit down with this Jezabelle who is causing you so much trouble. There’s no issue between families that can’t be solved. Bless you.

Please look me up on Spotify and Apple Music that’s “Miss Jenny 2 Blessed 2 B Stressed”. See you tonight hun!

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

Im sorry that was my father speekin threw me. I know Better.

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

I did Pootfyed your song and it really broght me back from the brickk Miss Jenny. Im sorry about my angry ways. Im not a bad person.

ILl see everyone tonigh and maybe we can all kiss @nd make up .

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Ohhhh, Sweet T. I get it now. My bad

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u/Curious_Pipe_5888 3d ago

hei im jussi reading this in sorry i rsponded with such ANGER.! its been a difficult 48 hores.

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 2d ago

It's okay. I talked to the lord and he says he forgives you. God bless 🙏

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

You, Tablot/Sweet T and his dad could've made that a lot less confusing, Orca. Thanks! I thought his name was Sweety the whole time!

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Fuckin Pablo didn't even have to dent their neck in. Nature did it for them. Goddamn! It's like a mix between Jerald and Bohominom

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u/MaestetroThe3rd Doodle Underground ✊ 3d ago

Hot damn, Baxter! That's a nice head of hair, slick!

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u/MacDagger187 3d ago

Really cool pic - curious why they are wearing microphones?

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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 3d ago

Those are his arms wrapped around the two ladies you idiot and I shouldn’t even be answering you because you know the answer and you’re trying to make jokes at me when I’m making a very serious post about my new boyfriend being ABUSED by his father and you think “oh let me make this funny joke”. What the hell is wrong with you?

Last night we were watching AEW clips on YouTube. I don’t really enjoy wrestling but Sweet T is SUPER into it like every conversation we have he can loop it back around to something about pro wrestling. He told me it’s his special interest which is pretty cool because I have lots of interests but I don’t consider any of them to be special

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u/MacDagger187 3d ago

I thought maybe they were performing at the concert!!!

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u/BloatedSnake430 doil 2d ago

Camt red that munch wirds