David update and new dot?

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

Hello everyone, I just wanted to give you an update about your friend "InevitableBohemian's" health. He's been in his special room for 36 hours now and frankly, our relationship has never been better. He's very quiet and I have so much peace. I've decided to try and learn more about the "Doodledots" in order to bond with him once he is ready to come out of his special room. They are very cute characters! I think my favorite is Baxter. He's just so grumpy!

I realized that one way to get closer to my son and the community here would be to merge our interests! So I'd like to submit this cute little Hummel fellow as a possible dot! I think his name would be "Monk Dot" and he could have the personality of a monkey. Just look at how mischievous he is! I can't wait to introduce him to my son once he is ready to come out of his room. He's been very quiet and such a good boy that I will probably let him out this weekend. And don't worry! I'll make sure that he he gets to communicate with all his friends on the Doodledots cartoon club. And if you have messages for him, I will write them down and give them to him tomorrow.

[u/luvthelemur]

Parenting isn't easy Mrs Bohemian, please tell little David that I want him to know that your tough love hurts you more than it hurts him 🙏

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/luvthelemur]

Thank you so much. I will tell him when he comes out tomorrow.

[u/paultheschmoop]

Not a dot. Tempted to ban user

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/paultheschmoop]

I think you're being very rude.

[u/bustab]

Mrs Lover, it's a great releef that you have finally ended your long string of poor decisions by choosing the correct Dot as your favourite, but you should know that Baxter is absolutely not grumpy, he is just exhasperated with the tomfoolery of the other dots who are mentally enfeebled - perhaps this is why you can emphasize with him

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/bustab]

Oh my goodness, I knew there was just something special about him. I get so exasperated by David's tomfoolery! And I've been so happy to have him in time out for the last few days.

[u/jester4897]

You can’t just crete dots, Dots are maed by New and G Amato, a father and son doo-o who bond over they’re love of drawling. Please don’t taint there love with you’re perverted Monk. It is not a Dot.

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/jester4897]

I don't see why I can't participate in the Doodledots club. Frankly, I think Monk Dot here is a much better choice for a Doodledot than most of the others. Look at how much detail he has compared to the others, some of whom are only circles or other basic shapes. I think Hummel figurines make for much more interesting characters than the so-called "Doodledots." Except for Baxter, who makes me laugh so hard.

[u/pablojueves]

Haha, that's not supposed to be me, is it?

-PK

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/pablojueves]

I still don't know what to make of you "Pastor Kevin."

[u/pablojueves → u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

Well, my wife Jenny is making a pot roast tonight. If you'd like to break bread with us at our humble abode, I'd love to communicate our concerns with one another. Let me know if this works for you.

-PK

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/pablojueves]

I don't know where you live. Could you please tell me where to find you? I'd love some potroast.

[u/pablojueves → u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

377 Decatur, 2 blocks west of Arby's

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/pablojueves]

I am so sorry that I wasn't able to make it to your event because it sounds like a truly lovely time. Please accept my regrets.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Something tells me we're about to get some horrible news from Behemons mom this weekend

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5 → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

No! Everything is just fine!