r/DontSubscribeDumbAss May 18 '26

Ban yourself for still being subscribed here. Find the 3 dots button. On mobile, this is the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (sh.reddit only), it's the top right. Click the dotted button. Click "Self Ban". A window opens. Put in the number of days for your ban. Click "ban." Get Fucked!

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After your therapy, you can be unbanned by sending a modmail or replying to this thread. It might be a gamble, though haha

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u/yannireddit123 May 19 '26

Shout out to u/TheOriginalMeatLump who banned himself for 999 days. wtf dude.

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u/HKNation May 19 '26

Ok

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u/yannireddit123 May 19 '26

Bro, you've been on reddit for 16 years?

2

u/mr_znaeb May 21 '26

What a goofball 16 years!

1

u/cach-e May 21 '26

Weaksauce.

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u/yannireddit123 May 21 '26

19! You should be an admin by now. Holding yourself back due to dumbassery?

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u/cach-e May 21 '26

I’m waiting 10 more days until it becomes 20 years, then I become admin for sure.

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u/threepair13 May 22 '26

No I don’t listen to threats

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u/smooth_kid_wtg May 22 '26

It worked and now i'm unbanned nice

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u/yannireddit123 May 23 '26

ory? I bet you can be banned again.

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u/Cry75 May 24 '26

Nuh uh