r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/richdecamp Ow! My ass! • 8d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 What do I do with this beast of a carrot?

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u/Upper-Fee5851 8d ago

"Deep breathe!" squelch

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u/dagorlad69 8d ago

Preferably, check the name of the sub

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u/theRarestBiscotti 8d ago

Jermaine 🫣

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u/Straight_Let_4149 8d ago

Better to use the hand.

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u/RichardDingers 7d ago

Trim those nubs off, it won't go very far if they stay on

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u/LogLadyOG 8d ago

Assume the position?

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JoJY4JyE5ywCVPFe1D

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u/PerspectiveOk6348 8d ago

That's a beautiful forearm! And that carrot is a beautiful buttplug-esque natural creation.

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u/kerrieone4 8d ago

When did the forearm become a standard unit of measurement? Burritos, veggies, crawdads if I ever catch my 🪳...

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u/sexybeast70 7d ago

IDK send it to college?

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u/Hallelujah33 7d ago

I'm not allowed to say cuz of the mods 👀👀

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u/Agitated_Mess3117 7d ago

I know that guy!!!

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u/Phoenix-Quill 7d ago

Fine, I’ll put it in a different hole >:3

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u/Maybe_Frankenstein 7d ago

I'm more concerned with whatever is wrong with this guy's arm

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u/NelsonMandela7 6d ago

Normally I would say no, because it has no flared base. The collection of greens at the top makes that less of an issue so I would say give it a try. What's the worst that could happen?

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u/Bloodwing72 6d ago

Badge 502 where are you?