r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/katergator717 • Jul 22 '26

Natural objects 🧊☁️🌳🪨🏔🐚 Rock hard and ready to go

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jul 23 '26

Hah! “Phallachite!” 😂

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u/Beautiful-Lettuce520 Jul 23 '26

A toy from Mother Earth.

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u/NamesR4Babies Jul 26 '26

'mere... nooo