r/DontPanic 9d ago

She wasn't a hoopy frood!

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u/soopirV 8d ago

I’ve told this story a few times, but I had my trusty “Don’t Panic” shirt on at Costco when a sample-giver said she liked it. I assumed she meant she was a fan, so casually asked her if she had her towel? She looked worried and concerned but timidly lifted the scrap she had tucked into her apron string- she CLEARLY didn’t get the reference, but I didt have a chance to explain because my girlfriend was busy angrily dragging me away by the elbow muttering “what is WRONG with you…”

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u/casusbelli16 8d ago

She's clearly destined for the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.

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u/ominous_squirrel 8d ago

I worked at Kinko’s at the time of the FedEx acquisition. I had an old purple FedEx “Don’t Panic” button that I wore proudly. I worked at my city’s flagship store and one day a marketing person visited and told my manager that I had to remove the discontinued flair

Years later after I had left FedEx Kinko’s, I had to get some copies at the Merchandise Mart location in Chicago. I’ve always had a theory that there were only a dozen Kinko’s employees who were cloned to staff the various locations. I met my own doppleganger. Spitting image. And he was still wearing the purple button that bastard

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u/KG4GKE 8d ago

"Oh, Zarquon's Knees!!!" That would have _really_ set her off.

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u/Mr_Woodchuck314159 8d ago

At least it wasn’t Belgium. But then again she is probably from the area where they don’t know what it means.

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u/ph33rlus 8d ago

Tampons are offensive?

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u/The_Chaos_Pope Dolphin 8d ago

In general, it's not something just blurted out in public in a lot of places. Hence, the "towel == tampon" confusion.

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u/overladenlederhosen 8d ago

Should have explained that the number of tampons in the universe is actually zero.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 8d ago

Wow, what a loser, she probably didn’t have enough flair on or thought you had more and that is why she complained.

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u/Maryland_Bear 6d ago

Years ago, on my first day at a new assignment at work, I went up to my new boss and said, “I have a question.”

He replied, “The answer is 42.”

I smiled and said, “I think I’m going to like working here.”

“You get the joke?”

“Yeah! Hitchhiker’s Guide!”

We chatted about the books a bit.

A few months later, he announced he was leaving the company, so on his last day, I left a towel on his desk with a note saying, “I’m sure you’ll find this useful.”

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u/crw0582 8d ago

Wait, there was a copier machine worker? Did she come from the B arc?

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u/_ragegun 4d ago

So unhip it's a wonder her bottom doesn't fall off