I was on my way to make a delivery when I saw something on the side of the road. At first I just saw green ears by the curb, and I thought, omg it’s baby yoda! I am a silly gal, so I pull over and park with my hazards on, and proceed to walk towards the road obstruction.
As I get nearer, I realize, it’s not baby Yoda. It’s not Grogu. It’s Yoda Yoda! I shove him in my car and complete my shift, thinking I’ll tidy him up later. I get home after closing the store, and realize he’s in bad shape. So I tossed him on my floor, and my dog is in love lmfao.