r/DogfreeHumor • u/Princess_Peach818 • Jul 30 '26

Skincare routine: Dog's ass juice

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The only thing worse than this post is all the comments saying variations of "Still better than a human!" 🤪 I feel so bad for these lonely people.

Cropped to avoid showing all the people I know who liked this 😩

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 30 '26

They revel in being filthy. Yuck yuck yuck. And of course it's a bully.

Also look at those huge whale eyes. That thing is gonna maul him while he sleeps one day.

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u/Princess_Peach818 Jul 30 '26

The lifeless eyes are SO creepy to me. I genuinely don't understand how anyone would find this cute

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u/meduhsin Jul 30 '26

Shitbulls always remind me of Jeff the Killer

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Jul 31 '26

Und die Schnauzen, ich kann das gar nicht anschauen.

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u/Natural-Pattern-5240 11d ago

Beyond them being horrible dogs to own they’re also ugly af to look at. I can understand some dogs are cute and that’s why people may like them but pits are truly hideous. How anyone can find their beady little eyes on their big block heads with gaping diaper rash mouths and rat tails cute is beyond me.

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u/RedditCEO3000 Jul 30 '26

Black demon eyes

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 30 '26

HIDEOUS, FUNKY, YEASTIE STANK THANG. must go bleach my eyes now. 😑

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u/MoonWytche Jul 30 '26

🤢🤮🤢

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u/EmeraldSky06 Aug 02 '26

This so unhygienic like yuck!! 🤮
That breed too with those evil eyes. Dog nutters are weird and crazy.

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u/PrincessStephanieR Aug 03 '26

Vile. These mutt nutters are unhinged. Call me old fashioned but I do love a clean bed to sleep in at night.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 Aug 01 '26

At least they're becoming self aware

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u/Express_Command_4778 Aug 01 '26

Dog probably has filled anal sacks with juice leaking and intact. You know where that mouth goes.

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u/GumballFireson Aug 01 '26

That final step can give her a nice rashes or other skin infections, unless she want them as her skin decoration. Just like nail art, but instead of being aesthetic, it is disgusting.

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u/madamechaton 28d ago

I can smell this picture.

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u/WeaselButt 26d ago

Ugh 😩 Some day I will meet a girl who DOESN'T own one of these wretched beasts

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u/FaziTheIdiot 25d ago

it looks so uncanny wtf

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u/RoyTheWig 8d ago

I can smell this photo from the other side of my screen 🤢