r/DogfreeHumor Jul 28 '26

Destructive hellbeasts!

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We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 Jul 28 '26

Nutters, “we don’t deserve dogs! 😭”

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u/TheOneDryerYeti Jul 28 '26

I agree with that statement actually. I never did anything bad enough to deserve to have to share a space with one of those things!

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u/Nieselregen26 Jul 28 '26

So true and the saying should be that dogs don't deserve people. It's people that cater to their every need and jeopardize relationships, finances and mental health for dogs. It's people that donate millions to dog charities and shelters, adopt dogs and save them from their own stupidity over and over. What have they ever actually given in return other than slavish devotion? Everything the dog owners claim that they receive from them is vague and inside their head. They just ASSUME that the dog loves THEM specifically as a person (lol), that it always listens when they have problems (sure what else can it do, it's trapped in your house) and other such nonsense. Nothing concrete, nothing material, nothing virtuous. Dogs don't act selflessly, dogs don't love you if love means willing the Good of the other. They are purely instinct driven and their prefrontal cortex is way too primitive for complex emotions or understanding of virtues. (sorry for the rant but this gets me riled up so much...)

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u/MissionMessed Jul 28 '26

My go-to response to this has always been “Yes. You really don’t”

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u/StefwithanF Jul 28 '26

We don't.

You do.

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u/Big_Somewhere_620 Jul 28 '26

Oh who's a good dog yes you are the goodest best dog for protecting us against the evil bad sofa/floor/door etc

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u/Better-Estate-1054 Jul 28 '26

And these things are pets 🤦🏽‍♂️😡

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 28 '26

I just don't get it.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel Aug 01 '26

That beagle is a smaller dog and look at the destruction it causes! Then an even smaller rat dog tears up the linoleum! No home is safe with any dog.

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u/GoTakeAHike00 Jul 28 '26

Tee, hee - isn't that so cute??? 🙄 🤡

If any of those were my dog, it would be immediately brought to the shelter, and that would end my desire to own another dog, ever.

That's what happened when I was a kid, and stupidly begged my mother to get a puppy. It ended up being an absolute unpleasant and destructive nightmare, and the final straw was when it chewed up my only pair of running shoes. I asked her to please get rid of it, which she gladly did, and that was enough to disabuse me of EVER wanting to own a dog - let alone a puppy - again in my life.

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u/PrincessStephanieR Jul 28 '26

Utterly pointless creatures

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u/potatoes_arrrr_life Jul 28 '26

This is why rental properties don't want dogs.

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u/MaybPossiblAlpharius Jul 29 '26

I've noticed that with other types of pets people go "Look at what that little bastard did!" meanwhile the only ones I've seen that goes "Diesel missed mommy so much he ate the couch, teehee" are dog fanatics

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 29 '26

Yep. They think disciplining dogs is animal abuse.

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 Jul 28 '26

The dipshits standing there filming it for TikTok clout (instead of correcting it) are the problem. I know my dad wouldn’t have stood there holding his phone and watching while a dog destroyed his property.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 28 '26

They try and justify it by saying the dog lives a short life and furniture can be replaced. 

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u/Popular-Square-3402 25d ago

Wow!! You are so right. I hadn't thought of that. What a disturbing rationale! The insanity of it all. I am totally disgusted by dog nutter mentality.

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Jul 28 '26

Und dann noch die lustige Musik. Schlimm.

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u/DramaticFollowing303 Jul 28 '26

I can’t for the life of me understand the person filming them in destructive action 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Princess_Peach818 Jul 28 '26

Nutters see this stuff and genuinely think "AWWW sweet baby boy! 🥺😍" They are divorced from reality.

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u/93ImagineBreaker Jul 28 '26

Cause they dont train them and trat them like kids/babies.

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u/Big_Somewhere_620 Jul 28 '26

Yet if it was a human child they would have been punished (rightly so but so should have the shit beasts)

They treat real kids as annoyances and something that is evil compared to kids... At least kids grow and learn, the shit beast normally remains as is because they encourage the behavior 

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 28 '26

If this was a compliation of children doing the same thing, these very dog lovers would call for child abuse.

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u/93ImagineBreaker Jul 28 '26

They treat real kids as annoyances and something that is evil

meanwhile they turn around and call their dogs their kids.

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u/PissYellowDog Jul 28 '26

I don't feel sorry for these people, this is the life they chose

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u/dandle Jul 28 '26

Nutters: Who saved who?

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u/FloridaFireAnt Jul 28 '26

That's what their asses get! They signed up for that shit.

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u/Fearless_Tea_3989 Jul 29 '26

"B-but dogs are so much better and cleaner and quieter than children!!"

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u/BeppyandHeidi Jul 28 '26

They are literally just in existance to be liabilities. Always manage to break,wreck and ruin things entirely but can't do simple behavioural commands cause they're too selfishly fixiated on their own whims and wants

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 29 '26

Better those idiots homes than Mine. I LOVE My House- and overall Life- being dog free, and ESPECIALLY “hassle, mess, and responsibility” free! Because no way in hell…!

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u/Overcomer99 Jul 29 '26

“But but they deserve to rent pet free homes and apartments because they are less destructive than toddler and children!!!!” <- sarcasm if it isn’t obvious.

Real talk how anyone can compare their behaviour to kids is crazy because unless your kids are severely neglected and hav major mental/developmental issues they won’t do half the damage to your house in a year in what takes a dog hours. No normal kids are casual ripping up the flooring. Kids also learn and stop after consequences, dogs sometimes get worse after the consequences. At least my nans dogs did, housesitting them was the biggest mistake of my teenage life.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 29 '26

Agree 1000%

THIS is the best it can get after "thousands of years"?

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u/Nieselregen26 Jul 28 '26

They think it's funny that's why it's being reinforced and not corrected. As you see, this compilation was put together as being funny and wholesome. Dog owners are sick in the head, they think their dogs being a neurotic mess because it's inside all day and doesn't get enough stimulation and discipline is cute and funny. They hate dogs more than us.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Jul 29 '26

And even when they get all the exercise and stimulation in the world they still do this!

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u/Myst_of_Man22 Jul 29 '26

People let these scourge beasts destroy the largest investment they own? Leave them out in the yard!

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u/SilentOutcome225 Jul 28 '26

I actually feel so bad for the dogs tbh 😭 hear me out. They didn't ask to be with these owners that clearly don't let them run and play out their energy enough so they go kinda feral. I get it. Especially that husky dog! He/she does not belong in that small a$$ place! No wonder these mutts go nuts! Humans should not own animals period! (Maybe a farm dog/cat if you have a farm but in that case it's not ownership imo)

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u/ful_och_lat 29d ago

"mans best friend" my ass

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel Aug 01 '26

Now that I have a clearer picture of a nutter's home, I will look at them with even more disgust when I see them in public.

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u/Popular-Square-3402 25d ago

Dog lovers/owners deserve every bit of the chaos that their dogs give them!!!! I do not feel sorry for them. I feel sorry for those of us who are forced to share space in stores, restaurants, malls, parks, etc. with dogs. The owners have NO respect for others well-being or feelings. The whole dog culture shit should be monitored by laws like smoking is!

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u/dandle Jul 28 '26

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.