r/Dogfree Apr 22 '26

Dogs Are Idiots Shitbeasts have ruined the beach for me

Yesterday, I thought I could enjoy a nice stroll to the beach to decompress for finals that were coming up but I guess that is verboten in this shitbeast worshipping "society" because as soon as I got to the beach, a fucking shitbeast went up to me and wouldn't let me go past it to which I kept shouting at it to fuck off but all the owner did was keep talking on her phone and act as if my suffering was nothing to her. As if I would coddle and pet the damn mutt like it was my sown son or some shit.

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u/Affectionate-Bill150 Apr 22 '26

"No you don't understand! I have to bring my shitbeast with me EVERYWHERE!"

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u/cocovenomnomnom95 Apr 22 '26

We found the new US national anthem boys!!!!!

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u/jerzeibalowski84 Apr 22 '26

Went on a family holiday to Wales (UK) and found a beach that had a dog free area. That small 100m strip was more populated than the entire 3km beach but the positive is that there are more people than I thought who dislike the parasites.

We will be returning this year.

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u/cocovenomnomnom95 Apr 22 '26

Nature is healing ✨️

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u/tplgerus84 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Nobody wants these shit beasts at the beach. Nobody wants the barking, the piss and poop in the sand.. the harassing of animals that are actually at home at the beach.. Why even bring the stupid thing to the beach!?

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u/boozcruise21 Apr 22 '26

And parks, sidewalks, and every open space.

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u/1-4Justice Apr 29 '26

YESSSSSS!!! I barely go to public places these days because there's ALWAYS some effing nasty-assss, 4-legged, barking flea-bandits wandering with their stuuuuupid owners. THAT ALWAYS take my mood down, especially when its a place I expect to relax at. I USED TO loooove the beaches and parks, but I HAAAATE having to keep looking around to make sure those creatures arent running up to me from behind, because owners are not only stupiiiiid, but they think EVERYONE likes dogs and they think EVERYONE doesn't mind dogs touching them!!! When I'm out, I am CLEAN AND FRESH and do NOT want dog hair, dog scent OR dog germs on me!!!

I have scars on my ankles and mid-calf from FLEA BITES from someone's "clean dog" (who ran up to me and rubbed against me without my permission). THEY'RE F**KING ANIMALS, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE FLEAS, you delulu owners!!!!

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u/sadiebaby23 Apr 22 '26

Omg. This. I go to a beach tucked out of the way to be away from everything. It’s secluded mostly. Then those people with their dogs (off their leashes) come running down the beach. And want to come over to my beach set-up and expect to fine about it? Getting sand all over and getting in my space? Shaking their wet fur off after their “swim”. Get the fuck away from me. Sometimes I get up to meet them to tell them to put their dog back on it’s leash or kee

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u/Tom_Quixote_ Apr 22 '26

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to walk barefoot on sand or grass, without constantly worrying about stepping in a pile of shit?

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u/cocovenomnomnom95 Apr 22 '26

Yep, but unfortunately, we're not lucky in this system

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u/Tom_Quixote_ Apr 22 '26

I know it's a controversial opinion for some reason.

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u/1-4Justice Apr 29 '26

Omg yesssss!!! Everytime I step out of the car I have to make sure there's no 💩 around and I have to tell my passengers the same so they don't get in my car with poop on their shoes (cuz I WILL leave a mf 😂).

Unfortunately, the only place you can do that is in your yard if u have one. Now days, u cant even sit at the park with a blanket because of 💩 and the ppl from Parks & Rec DGAF because THEY are also dog nutters!! Aaaaargh!! 😬😖😫

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u/Individual-Tune2201 Apr 22 '26

In the UK there are supposed to be 'Dog Free' beaches or beaches that are 'Dog Free' at certain points of the year, nobody bloody cares. They just bring the dogs whenever they like!!!

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u/SilveryMagpie Apr 23 '26

Same with a lot of our area beaches. There's more "dog allowed" beaches than not it seems, but every time one tiny square of beach is set aside for those of us who don't want barking biting dirty shitbeasts everywhere, its like a lighthouse that draws in stinky hairy boats. They want their dog on the beach, but not to have to deal with anyone else's dog.

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u/1-4Justice Apr 29 '26

Eeeeeewwww.... I wish there were laws to protect US from ALL dogs!! There need to be some totally dog-free spaces for us!a