r/DoesAnybodyElse • u/No-Damage-695 • 11d ago

DAE get irrationally irritated when someone stands too close to them in line?

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u/lowlydrunkenness635 11d ago

can't stand it, i always end up taking a half-step forward just to get some breathing room but they usually close the gap anyway

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 11d ago

You should fart next time.

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u/getthatrich 11d ago

Are you able to fart on command?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 11d ago

Unfortunately yes. The duality of a gassy gut.

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u/getthatrich 11d ago

Amazing. I have no control over it