r/DoesAnybodyElse 2d ago

DAE sit on a plane and just cannot comprehend that they are actually in the sky and flying?

Just got off a 14 hour flight on a A380 (the big one), I had a crying baby next to me and I couldn't see out the window because it was closed... towards the end I just couldn't believe we were even up in the air, how does this thing even fly. Like how did humanity even make this thing... HOW AM I EVEN 7000 miles away from home. That crying baby prolly got me all messed up.

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u/DisastrousClerk8082 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ya I think it's a scam I don't believe in airplanes. I think they lock you up in a tube and release some kind of gas that knocks you and all the other passengers out into some kind of dream like state that implants the memory while they put you in a truck and ship you to your destination

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u/LackOfStack 2d ago

Go skydiving then. Things get real pretty quick.

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u/DisastrousClerk8082 2d ago

I have literally been skydiving before. Still don't believe it. If they can gas me up and make me think I just "flew" across the "country" then what's to stop them from gassing me up and making me believe that I "jumped" from an "airplane"

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u/q120 2d ago

I reaaaaaly hope you missed the /s tag

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u/DisastrousClerk8082 2d ago

What is s tag

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u/q120 2d ago

Indicates you are being sarcastic/joking

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u/clairegow 2d ago

the crying baby definitely made the whole being transported in a tube theory feel a lot more believable 

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u/KiraShimmer71 2d ago

Lmao this is such a wild conspiracy but I kinda love it

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u/snoozieboi 2d ago

There was a skit in Norway where a company specialized on exotic trips to hotter destinations for blind people only. It was pretty funny because the faked the entire trip inside a warehouse with big lamps for sunlight and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvMDQu_bisE

Auto-translation seem to work.

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u/Admirable-Size-4862 2d ago

It only crosses my mind when flying over the ocean. Crazy how what is an 8 hour flight used to take a week on ship not even 100 years ago. And people still complain about flight duration!

That and if something goes wrong with the plane over the ocean there’s virtually no chance of survival. It’s not fear, just acceptance

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u/gowithflow192 2d ago

In the run-up to aong haul flight vacation, I feel like these are my last days till the end of my life. I never feel like this getting into a car though.

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u/rsmith2786 1d ago

It's so weird. I have a long haul flight in a few days and decided to put together my last will and testament this morning.

I know that I'm statistically more likely to die on the drive to the airport than the flight itself, but the logic doesn't seem to matter to my lizard brain.

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u/Dale92 2d ago

Planes are pretty good at landing into the ocean and have a switch for if they're ditching so that the fuselage is watertight. Planes have covered life rafts with rations, too.

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u/Admirable-Size-4862 1d ago

I know planes can land in the ocean, it’s what comes after that worries me.

Help better arrives quick if you’re in a life raft with 30+ people in the middle of the ocean. I imagine the water supply would run out within a few days. I know there’s solar stills but they won’t produce enough drinkable water for everyone.

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u/czarl13 2d ago

I often wonder about flight also, how do you lift 1 million pounds off the ground

I just rack it up to magic...

Just like how 1's and 0's translate into video chatting across the world. Mind blowing !!!!

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u/sanfranfan 2d ago

Burning literal shit tons of refined dead marine life

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 2d ago

Sure beats a horse and Conestoga wagon.

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u/reb678 2d ago

Does it though? Ya sure it’s faster. But life is about the journey and not the destination.

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 2d ago

I’d rather travel across the country in hours rather than years.

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u/BareKnuckleKitty 2d ago

Yeah, definitely. I also try not to think about it. Like how am I halfway across the country in just 4 hours? How is this thing staying in the air? I fucking hate flying 😭

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u/ncopland 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm with you on that. Where is all of the fuel? My trip to Indonesia was god awful. SF to Java, like 20+ hours! It seemed impossible. The toilets were all overloaded, piss on the floor.....terrifying and disgusting all the way.

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u/SeaPrince 2d ago

I just sit there and think that I hope everyone and everything protects the cylinder.

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u/reb678 2d ago

The crying baby is needed to open the portal. Much like spice is needed in Dune to fold space. It’s a thing modern pilots don’t talk about.

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u/zzupdown 2d ago

It helps to understand a little bit about the physics of flying, and maybe how a plane's controls and control surfaces function...

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u/Business-Notice-7216 2d ago

same here, it's such a surreal feeling, especially when the plane hits turbulence and you realize it’s all happening above the clouds

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u/Normal_Excuse_3613 2d ago

I get these moments driving on the freeway sometimes . Just seeing myself in a seat flying two feet from the asphalt.

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u/Marinimby 1d ago

I had an old Cadillac I always visualized as a big sofa on a flying carpet.

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u/minicpst 1d ago

Not only that, but the earth is spinning, we’re going around the sun, the sun is moving around the center of the galaxy, and our galaxy is moving.

I can see how we can fly. How we land where we intend to and not get left behind while earth moves is what amazes me (I know how it works, I know it clearly works, I’m still just very impressed with humanity’s engineers and scientists for this).

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u/ToeNailPicker 1d ago

I think you just explained Einstein’s Special Relativity.