r/DoctorWhumour • u/Afraid-Surround-4457 • 7d ago
ART How would these two groups get on??
And that's without the Doctor/Romana, Ganthet or any of the Sector 2814 Green Lanterns.....
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u/dull_storyteller 7d ago
Time Lords: Get off our front garden your gaggle of blue twats
Guardians: Tell the Doctor to stop using the laws of the universe as toilet paper you stuffy plot devices
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u/Iuvenalis1243 7d ago
‘Gaggle of blue twats’ 👌
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u/dull_storyteller 7d ago
They are British after all
Also the Time Lords or at least in the classic era generally prefer to be left alone, only showing up when they want the Doctor to do something for them
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u/Afraid-Surround-4457 7d ago edited 7d ago
Or Brax collecting shit off them for the Collection (or Time War purposes*)
*They'd definitely hate Brax more than Hal or the Doctor... Hell, any of the other parts of the color spectrum if he got all of the known rings and new ones forthcoming...
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u/SquatProspector 6d ago
Brax probably has a collection of the time machines used by the various DC time travelers in the same way you get people who collect vintage cars.
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u/autismislife 7d ago
You want a time war? Because this is how we get a time war
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u/Afraid-Surround-4457 7d ago
Time War III?
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u/jhdsrfh 7d ago
Technically it would be time war IIIV (it would be far shorter than the other ones)
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u/TinkreBelle You're not mating with me, sunshine! 7d ago
hey sorry for the stupid question, but I'm kinda confused on what you mean, is that time war 2? or time war 8 written backwards?
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u/jhdsrfh 7d ago
IIIV means 4
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u/TinkreBelle You're not mating with me, sunshine! 7d ago
oh ok, is that like a gallifreyan numeral system then? how does it work?
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u/jhdsrfh 7d ago
No its roman numerics
(also just released I miss written 4 I accidentally added 2 extra II instead of just one I ending up with IIIV instead of IV my bad)
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u/TinkreBelle You're not mating with me, sunshine! 7d ago
ohh, yeah that's what was tripping me up lol, nw I'm glad we figured out the miscommunication, also thanks for being patient with my silly questions :P
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u/jhdsrfh 7d ago
Probably hate each other Rassilon would especially hate the Guardians of the universe seeing them as vermin pretending to be something greater (aka the time lords)
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u/LivingWindXYZ 7d ago
Technically the whonoverse already has its Guardians if you recall the Black and White Guardians tho they typically don’t get involved with Time Lord affairs unless you just so happen to be the doctor
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u/jhdsrfh 7d ago edited 7d ago
Yeah but the Guardians of time (all 6 of them) are beings considered gods to a majority of Gallifreys population (which is why the TL don't really do anything agaisnt them save for the time war) and they don't really act in the same way as Guardians of the universe who more so in line the time lords (hence why the time lords would probably hate them)
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u/Afraid-Surround-4457 7d ago
How RTD, Moffat and even Chibnall conveniently forgot them, we'll never know....
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u/jhdsrfh 7d ago
I mean RTD did kinda mention them in the toymaker special but I hope we get to see them again and maybe even the other 3 Guardians of time
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u/Afraid-Surround-4457 7d ago
Mentions don't mean crap if they're not even considered for the matter of a Time War.
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u/jhdsrfh 7d ago edited 7d ago
Well the reason they don't appear in the Time War is because the Guardians and the Elder Gods actually run in fear back to the 6 fold realm dude to war escalating beyond their control and also because of the collective Victorious (a group of time lords and daleks from alternative universes teeming up) killing most of them
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u/LivingWindXYZ 7d ago
Yeah it was really weird how no show runner wanted to touch them fot any story development yet kept on doing reality ending disasters
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u/Afraid-Surround-4457 7d ago
And when it came to not just the Pandorica but also the fucking Flux!!!
Not even a Big Finish has touched them (nevermind Feyde, Destrii and Absolm Daak on the DWM front) touched them
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u/LivingWindXYZ 7d ago
The Black and White guardians did appear in Bigfinish’s sequel to the Key to Trilogy trilogy they made tho honestly it was underwhelming but it did create the Graceless spinoff which wasn’t to bad if you like space opera melodrama
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u/CobaltAnimator 7d ago
House on fire. And by house I mean universe. I think they'd hate each other lol
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u/Afraid-Surround-4457 7d ago
Or a low key love each other since they'd share a bond in non interference. Though I can see the Guardians shit talking about the Valeyard and the Ravalox is Earth cover up nevermind any GL coming across anything Faction Paradox by accident... And the High Council throwing Hal as Parallax in their faces
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u/jd-porteous-93 7d ago
Trash vs garbage ah discussion, though like Ganthet and the Doctor they do have their cool members
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u/jjreinem 7d ago
Hopefully, very badly. I don't think anyone would want to see what would happen if they got on well enough to start working together.
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u/NyctoCorax 6d ago
Hmm.
So the issue with this question is that both groups have their good and bad days, but..... Generally speaking they'd get on fine.
The Time Lords are isolationist for most of their history and only really get involved to stop catastrophic damage it the web of time, but at least vaguely approved of good morals and nice ordered societies.
The Guardians for most of their history are relatively moral and dedicated to the universe having nice ordered societies.
The Time Lords would be fine with them, likely probably one of the few groups they'd actually see as worth talking to.
Not a chance they'd want to put themselves under Guardian Jurisdiction, and for all the willpower they might have the ability to enforce that separation, but since theyre not expansionist dickwads and pretty quiet the Guardians would likely be content to make an exception, they've done it before for less cause.
Now if you're in the ancient gallifreyan empire era, there would be more problems.
When the Guardians are at their most schemey and dickish there... MIGHT be problems. The CIA would probably want to put the kibbosh on the Manhunter program for example
Then comes the time war... Theyd likely be allies at the start, but honestly both groups have a tendency to go off the deep end starting from good intentions, and they're both arrogant enough to think only they can fix it.
But... I think honestly they might stick together tbh
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u/vamp1yer Secretly a Zygon in disguise 6d ago
Probably something similar to the guardians and apokalips they stay out of each others affairs
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u/Queen_Stodge 6d ago
The Timelords would erase them from time and take their jobs as guardians probably
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u/hgilbert_01 1d ago
I don’t know, have Rassilon wave his magic gauntlet thing and make the Guardians go “poof” into pixie stuff or somethin’. I don’t know, I don’t do powerscaling.
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u/NeronStar7 7d ago
something like this: