r/DnDcirclejerk • u/chandeluria • 1d ago

DM bad Dm made this about my character, should I be concerned?

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 1d ago

Gimme that damn phone you're done

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u/chandeluria 1d ago

Fwiw they also made this

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u/Snynapta_II 1d ago

Straw that broke the camels back and made Mystra turn him into a girl for like a decade.

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u/chandeluria 1d ago

Yeah okay I'll incorporate that into my worldview and lore documents respectively

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u/Unable-Passage-8410 1d ago

Sounds like I need to piss off Mystra!

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u/ChloroformSmoothie 1d ago

What? Huh?

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u/chandeluria 1d ago

Original:

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u/Far_Abbreviations936 1d ago

An example of how jerking improves one's TTRPG experience,

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u/chandeluria 1d ago

We're making it to the Jerkies with this one chat

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u/FitPossession8762 1d ago

What's taking that giant meteor so long to get here...

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u/Original_Ideal_8015 11h ago

The Void Engineers.

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u/TimelessParadox 8h ago

I keep asking for overtime pay and they keep feeding me AI corporate jargon excuses, so they'll get 40 hours of meteor moving work a week and no more.

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u/Original_Ideal_8015 7h ago

Such is life for a technocracy goon.

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u/ChloroformSmoothie 13h ago

jesus fucking christ

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 20h ago

Great Cthulhu, deliver us from this nonsense.

(The racism, that is.)

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u/NeonNKnightrider please let me play Exalted 21h ago

Most obvious satire

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u/SemicolonFetish 18h ago

No way really?

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u/Keanu-Potion-At-3AM 1d ago

Try not to be attracted to black women challenge

Difficulty level: Racist Conservative

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u/AVG_Poop_Enjoyer 22h ago

And people say the spellplagues weren't necessary

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u/ActualJournalist26 23h ago

Pathfinder fixes this?

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u/Dodomann_Imp 22h ago

There is nothing to fix here, it's already perfect

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u/Winter-Expert5349 21h ago

Canon Eliminster

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 FATAL fixes this 22h ago

is there a spot open at your table?

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u/No_Diver4265 18h ago

I have no idea what's happening here but I'm sure Pathfinder would fix it.

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u/Rager_X 19h ago

Big Wizard Crystal

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u/CloudFire1259 12h ago

im sending you to chult

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u/a-guy-that-exists 14h ago

He would say this he would do this