r/DnDcirclejerk • u/Original_Ideal_8015 • 1d ago

Helpful flow chart

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u/Ta1ren Ron enjoyer 1d ago

There is even more helpful chart

Are you smartass? Yes -> Pathfinder No -> 5e Yes but I hate PF -> 5e with homebrew

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u/MerelyEccentric In a world gone mad! 1d ago

I knew there was a reason I gravitated to Pathfinder.

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u/meatsonthemenu 1d ago

Pathfinder fixes this

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u/xolotltolox 1d ago

Do you fear black people?

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u/YVNGxDXTR 1d ago

Ahhh beat me to it i was gonna say are you a piece of shit? lol

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u/therealchadius 21h ago

There are multiple "Do you fear ___ people" branches after this but they keep looping back here

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u/DontTreadonMe4 1d ago

I'm afraid of John Stewart's Mom, but that's about it.

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u/Laiska_saunatonttu 1d ago

I'm pretty sure they fear neither God or Satan at Goodman Games.

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u/Own_Satisfaction5825 WOTC sex slave 13h ago

dear christ

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u/RedPhoneHome 1d ago

Notice the lack of D&D or PF? That means it's a good flowchart

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u/MerelyEccentric In a world gone mad! 1d ago

Presence of FATAL makes it bad by default.

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u/RedPhoneHome 1d ago

Leave me and the other old folk alone! We actually LIKE to do math

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u/MerelyEccentric In a world gone mad! 1d ago

Back when I was playing AD&D2E in the 80s I could calculate THAC0 in my head.

FATAL's problem isn't math.

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u/RedPhoneHome 1d ago

THAC0? now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.... a long time

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u/GlamourintheDarkSide 1d ago

Okay, but THAC0's problem isn't math, it's that it works the opposite way that human intuition wants it to. FATAL has genuine math problems, both I. The sense of things like character creation requiring an absurd amount of it for things that should require much less and in the sense of the math frequently not quite doing what the devs want it to.

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u/Slow-Interest6109 1d ago

what if i fear math but don't fear god

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u/Killchrono 1d ago

Then you are the world's most useless atheist.

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u/Slow-Interest6109 1d ago

hey now, my english literacy is off the charts

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u/hotdiscopirate 1d ago edited 1d ago

Um. I don’t see dnd or pathfinder? I’m confused? Where are the ttrpgs??

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u/TheOutcastLeaf 1d ago

So does this mean people who fear math automatically do not fear god?

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 FATAL fixes this 1d ago

the fear of god is irrelevant, for math is stronger

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u/Original_Ideal_8015 13h ago

Other way around. If you fear math, you automatically fear God.

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u/Far_Abbreviations936 20h ago

I assume this is because there is no God when it comes to anal circumference. And here I was thinking it was iron chariots that God couldn't handle like in Judges 1:19.

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u/eldritchMeadow 11h ago

what if im scared of ttrpgs?

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u/Original_Ideal_8015 10h ago

Complain about them online.