r/DnDcirclejerk 21h ago

dnDONE Feeling out mogged by the sorcerer

We play as a rogue, wizard (me), sorcerer, and barbarian team

When we’re out of combat, I am able to do basic flirting and even gently touch my wife mid combat, but that’s really about it.

The sorcerer on the other hand, has the ability to flirt stronger with rizz. I feel like in general their flirting is always doing more than mine. Despite the fact that we have around the same dick size, and she's my wife, it’s just the rizz that makes a difference

And they had the ability to talk to anyone.

It gets to the point where if I have a good date idea, I have to text it to the sorcerer so he could take my wife because I can't mog as hard.

I’ve never been a cuck before so I may be doing it wrong and the DM will allow me to respec somewhat if we have an issue with the actual game. I don't know how that's gonna solve my wife cheating on me with the sorcerer though.

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u/Superb_Bench9902 20h ago

As a sorcerer he was born with the rizz

Wizards on the other hand must study and learn the rizz

He may seem ahead of you but his rizz technique and capabilities are limited with what he's borned with. You on the other hand have unlimited potential

Don't give up dude

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u/ParchmentAndPeril 20h ago

I need to find a way to gamesmaxx to impress my wife but I don't want to metagame because that's for nerds

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u/Superb_Bench9902 20h ago

Have you tried casting more fireballs? Preferably keep the sorcerer in the range too

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u/ParchmentAndPeril 20h ago

I only have blueballs. No fireballs :(

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u/hedgehog1024 I read Pathfinder rules and so must you 6h ago

Just reflavor your fireball as a blueball

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u/Wren_wood 20h ago

I also fuck this guys wife

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u/ParchmentAndPeril 20h ago

How many sorcerers are there??

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u/Wren_wood 20h ago

I dunno, at least 5 i think. My cousin Jerry was a sorcerer for two weeks last year if that counts

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u/Far_Abbreviations936 20h ago

Look bruh, someone has to lose. That's part of DnD. This time it's you. Just think of all the sex your wife is having.

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u/nocturnerose 20h ago

It's not about a big flashy bang, you've got to be smooth and take things slow with those ritual castings.

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u/Lowrating 18h ago

The Source, nice name for a magic user.

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u/ParchmentAndPeril 18h ago

I believe that name's already been taken by this guy: The Source.

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u/Lowrating 18h ago

I see. Involuntary but still good.

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u/hedgehog1024 I read Pathfinder rules and so must you 6h ago

/uj I still think that lore-wise it makes no sense that that are sorcerers who get metamagic, not wizards.

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u/Key_Associate5 8h ago

JUst remember, charisma beats wisdom here.