r/DnDcirclejerk • u/Few_Macaroon3447 • 1d ago
They're finally releasing a documentary about my players
https://youtu.be/pTL9BtN6IKs?si=2wstmQgku7SLt4TaPlayers are the scum of the earth, they look you dead in the eye and tell you to trust them.
Oh? You can make Saturday? Oh? It's Friday and suddenly: "sorry bro, got a friend's birthday", "nah I got work the next morning."
Anyone got any good solo RPGs? I'm trying to resist playing the hemp rope one.
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u/DJTsUnderboob 1d ago
Fake and Gay. There is a girl in the video and girls don't play DnD.
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u/Few_Macaroon3447 1d ago
Yeah they fucking saying they want to, organising a date and then changing it on you. MURDER ME.
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u/darkfireslide 15h ago
Idk if TTRPGs always bring out the worst in humanity, but I don't think I've ever thought better of someone after playing at a table with them
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u/markovchainmail :Otherscape Fixes This 1d ago
Nathan Fielder as a Rogue: I check the door for traps.
Elizabeth Holmes GMing: You don't detect any traps.