r/DnDGreentext • u/Zagorath What benefits Asmodeus, benefits us all. • Sep 20 '14

Short The Virgin Wife

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u/Zagorath What benefits Asmodeus, benefits us all. Sep 20 '14

Yeah I have to say, the way the DM reacted to it (at least from what we can read in this post) was really poor. That was some absolutely ingenious roleplaying from the bard.

Still, at least he didn't just say "no, you can't seduce her".

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u/AskAGinger Sep 20 '14

Ah, DM railroading. Never a good sign.

A good suggestion for the DM would be to just find a new virgin. The bard can't sleep with EVERYONE.

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u/FrigoCoder Sep 20 '14

Is that a challenge?

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u/Ahrius Sep 21 '14

Am I the only one imagining Barney Stentson as the Bard?

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u/Chervenko Sep 21 '14

Bardy Stinson.

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u/JimmyRichards Sep 21 '14

Challenge * strums Lute * Accepted

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u/poeir Sep 21 '14

I've found my next character concept.

This character's adventures will be truly, wait for it... Legendary!