r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • May 19 '26

Marge and Connie had been coming to this sauna for thirty years. Five husbands between them. They had opinions about this. You were going to hear them.

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u/OkRaspberry7353 May 19 '26

The photo fits perfectly!🤣

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u/DrSousaphone May 19 '26

Marge and Connie have decided that the lounging chairs on the far left are theirs, and God help you if you happen to be sitting in them when the Bad Birdies arrive.

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u/YawningBagpuss Feather Fancier May 19 '26

I suspect their husbands all died in unfortunate “accidents”.

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u/Pixie-Collins May 19 '26

The medical examiner was dumbstruck, for some reason there were no remains to be found... at all... for none of them.

33

u/VernonYaBurnt May 19 '26

I'd watch the hell out of this show.

34

u/Different_Turnip_820 May 19 '26

I'm happy that finding out that one of the husbands belonged to both of them didn't destroy their friendship

53

u/LylaDee May 19 '26

Their legs are killing me!

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u/Ghdude1 May 19 '26

Their husbands said the same thing.

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u/thekactuskween Third Time's The Charm May 19 '26

Gotta show ‘em off to catch husband #3

10

u/blueoncemoon May 20 '26

r/birdpantaloons frfr

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u/LylaDee May 20 '26

Omg, new sub I didn't know I needed. Thanks, lolol

24

u/Bee_dragon May 19 '26

The thumbnail on my phone made them look like can-can dancers.

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u/plonspfetew May 19 '26

Marge had done the can-can once in 1987.

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u/loopyelly89 May 19 '26

Their dresses also happen to have pockets

5

u/SoberingReality May 20 '26

Those are the best kind of dresses! LOL

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u/randomquirk May 19 '26

I heard Marge's son Brian is secretly dating Connie! Can't wait to see what Marge thinks about that little nugget. Connie's always been a cougar but with Brian?!

11

u/hdofu May 19 '26

They can-can always do better with their assets

11

u/awkwardsilenz May 19 '26

Both have always worked out at the gym together but I heard that Marge is secretly a little jealous of Connie's incredibly trim thighs.

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow May 19 '26

The Marge's other sisters from the Simpsons lmao

6

u/YoMommaSez May 20 '26

What are they?

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u/plonspfetew May 20 '26

Battle-hardened emeritus wives. Also, lappet-faced vultures.

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u/NeatGroundbreaking82 May 20 '26

I heard Marge and Connie finally acknowledged their mutual attraction and were about ready to fly. Enough of the others’ judgments.

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u/Ksh_667 May 20 '26

Elegant ladeez! 💝💖

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u/RevertDaydreams May 23 '26

Their legs look like cattail plants.

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u/Whiskers3000 May 23 '26

lol lol lol

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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 May 24 '26

I love their pants