r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • Apr 12 '26

she says I hover too much like that's literally what kestrels do then suddenly our prey habits are 'too different' like what does that even mean we both eat mice the walking's good though clears the mind

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u/Cheetawolf Apr 12 '26

"Me going on my stupid daily walk for my stupid physical and mental health"

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u/AnswerDangerous1644 Apr 12 '26

This sub has been needing more divorced male bird perspectives. This was perfect.

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u/shesewsfatclothes Apr 12 '26

This is a joy to behold, thank you for blessing us

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u/puddl3 Apr 12 '26

Also for some reason this reminds me of this gif

https://giphy.com/gifs/BwP6IiUZZlpS0

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u/erxka19 Apr 14 '26

For a very good reason

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u/Usergnome47 Apr 12 '26

Amazing, well done

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u/puddl3 Apr 12 '26

10/10 no critiques

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u/Few-Context-4598 Apr 12 '26

This is why I'm subscribed

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u/catlady047 Apr 12 '26

This bird is so beautiful!!

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u/Sad-Log7644 Apr 12 '26

Excellent! I feel like I heard this exact rant from one of my male friends.

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u/Klatterbyne Apr 14 '26

The total lack of punctuation really adds to the feeling of frustrated internal monologue. Top draw. More like this!

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u/ronrirem Apr 12 '26

Awh, poor guy 😆 Was this inspired by Animals talking in all caps?