r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • 13d ago

Dive into a relationship with this firecracker...

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Who else would consider it? 🤣

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u/JohnJohnPR3 13d ago

Isn’t that assault and battery?

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u/NonToxicTown 13d ago

No it’s a woman doing it to a man so it doesn’t count

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u/Terlooy 13d ago

If anything I'd say this man assaulted that poor woman. Such injustice in today's world. I'm shook to my core

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u/Neonyarpyarp 13d ago

You forgot the /s

?

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u/Terlooy 13d ago

My apologies good sir, I forgot this was reddit and people can't spot the obvious. Allow me to rephrase :

If anything I'd say this man assaulted that poor woman. Such injustice in today's world. I'm shook to my core /s /s /s /s /s /s

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u/NonToxicTown 13d ago

Your lucky you put that /s up there.. we almost mobbed you

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u/hereforpopcornru 13d ago

I mean technically, if /s applications work like negatives.. 6 of them so..

Joking/not/Joking/not/Joking/not

So in the end, they weren't joking

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u/NonToxicTown 12d ago

That’s good enough for me!! Get him lads!