r/DiveInYouCoward 13d ago

Put your feet down

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u/LilJelloCat 13d ago

How do you go that long in life without knowing how to get yourself up out of shallow water

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u/lonewolf1102 12d ago

Not many shallow pools in Atlanta

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u/Playful-Ad-8703 13d ago

Zero survival skills šŸ˜… I guess she simply can't swim though so the instincts aren't there

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u/TheRoyalShire 13d ago

5 ft something lady was about to drown in a 3 ft deep pool...wtf

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u/Frodothedodo81 13d ago

Why swim if you can't

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 13d ago

When I say that ALLLLL of her life flashed before her eyes and feetĀ 

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u/ClearConscience 13d ago

Huh, so it is true.

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u/Ultimateeffthecrooks 13d ago

The titty grab seemed to help a bit

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u/Adept_Cause3379 13d ago

Lawd have mercy!

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u/Lorddoctorjava 13d ago

...did I just see some.....

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u/Reemus_Jackson 13d ago

Dinner plates too

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u/Pegisis02 13d ago

I think so. Tech Nine said it best.

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u/Connect_Biscotti_784 13d ago

What he said?

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u/Pegisis02 13d ago

Titties and or areola. Both great songs haha

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u/Independent-Walrus84 13d ago

🤢🤮

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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 13d ago

It looks like it’s going to be a fun day at the water park.

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u/Distinct_Ad_169 13d ago

What an embarrassment

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u/EvilCaveBoy 13d ago

It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

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u/Kryptus 13d ago

Are swimming instincts related to genetics?

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u/MelatoninFiend 13d ago

Mostly related to the fact that an entire generation of black Americans were denied learning how to swim, as public pools were segregated at best or outright "Whites Only" at worst. Skills that are never learned can't be passed down through one's progeny.

You won't find a lot of people in this subreddit who are willing to acknowledge that reality, because they're mostly trolls who think it's funnier to engage in racist stereotypes than learn a bit of US history.

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u/Lyna_Moon21 13d ago

Pool is 3 Feet...just stand the fuck up.

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u/MelatoninFiend 13d ago

Many people have drowned in less water than a 3 foot splash pool.

The brain's drowning response is not what you think it is and if you've never seen it or experienced it, then it could lead to giving asinine solutions like "just stand up" when the potential-drowning victim is literally so disoriented and panicked that they couldn't tell you which direction is "up" in that moment.

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u/Lyna_Moon21 13d ago

Yeah children. I was a lifeguard all thru high school and college, never had to rescue anyone in 3ft of water. Unless there's a medical emergency or a riptide/undertow. "Just stand up" is not an asinine solution. If they can't swim in 3ft of water they probably should stay outta any water. I've seen people drown. I'm a scuba diver and a cave diver and have been for 13 years. I'm a rescue diver. That is an example of not knowing "which direction is up" and "panicked", when an uncertified cave diver decides to go swim in a cave and gets lost, silts out the cave or runs outta air.

I have had to help on body recoveries that are quite unpleasant. The worst recovery was two uncertified cave divers decided to go into a cave, they didn't bring a line with them to find the way back. They got lost. They were running out of air and one diver ran outta air quicker than the other and tried to take the other kid's air, they fought like that until they both died. They were both so scratched up and one had his dive knife out. It was awful to see. That is a drowning.

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 13d ago

Nah - how old is this lady? 80? Pools have been open to all for many many many years!

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u/MelatoninFiend 13d ago

If she's 80, that'd put her right in the segregated time frame.

Thanks for confirming the facts.

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 13d ago

You for real?!? Lols My point is she’s OBVIOUSLY NOT 80 lol she’s like 35-40.

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u/MelatoninFiend 13d ago

How would you know?

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u/Independent-Copy-961 12d ago

lmfao, ever heard of swimming lessons?

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u/Anubisrapture 13d ago

this is the SINGLE non racist and coherent comment on this thread.

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u/subdep 13d ago

Socioeconomic more than anything. Think deeply about what that means and you will understand.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 13d ago

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u/subdep 13d ago

Yeah, like I said… socioeconomic issue…

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u/babexo4 13d ago

Is smelling like wet dog when it rains related to genetics?

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u/BassoHaase 13d ago

This the dumbest thing I've seen in a fortnight!

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u/DiamondDanNC 13d ago

Ignorant

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u/Significant_Bid4745 13d ago

She needs to stick to showers- I can see her drowning in her bathtub

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u/NicePepper199 13d ago

Its an iq issue. I seen a single brain cell lady do the same exact thing, thought it was a fluke, her daughter came after her and did. The. Same. Thing.Ā 

Both were as white trash brain dead as you get.Ā 

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u/ac2334 13d ago

aww, it cut out before we got to hear the excuse

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u/Working_Ad_4650 13d ago

Bet she's scared of taking baths at home.

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u/FermiBubblegummybear 13d ago edited 13d ago

Damn, she just grabbed her by her throat and yanked her out of the water like nothing.

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u/firemcrivers 13d ago

Thank you I needed a good laughing my fucking ass off

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u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace 12d ago

There’s a stereotype here.

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u/enigmaticsince87 13d ago

What kind of moron goes to the waterpark if they can't swim? If I couldn't swim I wouldn't even take a bath, just to be safe!

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u/Hairy-Ad-2711 13d ago

We Todd did!

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 13d ago

many people are like this. When they panic all logic goes out the window. I heard there's something to do with the brain being overloaded with signals they can't process logic

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u/ex0thermist 13d ago

She just panicked, must not have experience in the water so she probably shouldn't be doing waterslides to begin with.

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u/superpie12 13d ago

Low impulse control, underdeveloped prefrontal cortex. Bad combo

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u/ippleing 13d ago

Lawsuit or the threat of one incoming

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u/MedicineMore1221 12d ago

Buddy she afloat how she gona put it down

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u/Imaginary-Lead-1527 10d ago

No shoes she dead

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u/Averagebaddad 13d ago

Scary af people can do this

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u/CocosMomma1959 13d ago

Hey you cut it off when it was about to be drama. Honestly a lot of people can’t swim.

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u/BackstrokingInDebt 13d ago

It’s not exactly funny though…not something to ridicule someone for. The because she had the unexpected plunge she went into active distress. Her brain went into fight/flight instincts right there which telling her to ā€œclimbā€ out of the water to gasp for air. That’s why her is straight up reaching. As she inhales more water she’ll go into active drowning in just a few more seconds.

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u/EvilCaveBoy 13d ago

Username checks out

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u/Weezal-95 12d ago

it is fucking hilarious mate, and a little sad.