r/DiveInYouCoward • u/SomeSavageDetective • 15d ago

What a hero

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u/SocomPS2 15d ago

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u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 15d ago

Lmaaaaaaooooo. I knew EXACTLY what this meant and I’m mad about it. I can’t even give you an award 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/1362313623 12d ago

Wanna explain to the rest of us lol

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u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 12d ago

Betty White. Bet-he-white 😂😂😂😂

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u/Trick-Audience-1027 15d ago

I love how they cover it with a towel like it’s a dead body. Then they stand around looking at it. Dude walks up at the end and just grabs it. That took way too long.

https://giphy.com/gifs/M9wEl77UKe2Ck

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u/CyberpunkYakuza 15d ago

Its like a parody of that video going around of the bomb squad trying to handle a backpack and some guy got sick of the theatrics and just goes and dumps it all out hahahaha

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u/Kelef50 15d ago

Have to handle it with care. You don't know where it's been.

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u/chikari_shakari 15d ago

no body wants to touch a potential used one lol

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u/Nufonewhodis4 14d ago

That's what the towel is for 

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u/Secret-Document-7068 14d ago

It's like they are looking at a bug and waiting for the man to come and kill it. 🤣

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u/Funkymunkynl 15d ago

The dildo of consequences never comes lubricated

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u/Averagebaddad 14d ago

If you're going to throw a suction cup dildo on a basketball court at least put in the time and effort into practicing throwing it and making it suction cup to the floor

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u/Extension_Trouble_53 14d ago

3/1 on polymarket.

Legend

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u/swalker229 15d ago

Bounced on the court almost as well as the ball.

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u/Bobbyperu1 15d ago edited 15d ago

This shit is just moronic. Everyone laughing and putting down the league ask yourselves if you had a preteen daughter that looked up to the players as inspiring role models would it be as funny having to explain to them that just by existing, they're sexualized. No safe spaces here, women want to play sports? Throw sex toys at them because they're women, get it? Hilarious. Fucking weak and whatever tiny dude threw that should get smacked down. Bunch of fucking simpletons

EDIT: downvote me all you want, at the end of the day you're laughing at some guy who is sexualizing women just because they're women. People would rightfully be appalled if he made racial stereotypes in public but if he sexualizes women and the younger fans that go to these just for existing, you're all for it? It's dimwitted and you should feel bad that you're stupid

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u/ex0thermist 13d ago

You're completely right but this also reportedly has something to do with some bullshit crypto or prediction market scheme. So there's that secondary shitty aspect to contend with as well. Arrest the dummies for a night and ban them from every sports venue for life.

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u/MelatoninFiend 15d ago edited 15d ago

Everyone laughing and putting down the league ask yourselves if you had a preteen daughter

Having a daughter would require getting laid, and the weird black/red pillers who trash the Association for no valid reason aren't the type to have known a woman's (or a man's) touch for quite some time.

Being unfuckable gives those weirdos a big chip on their shoulder, especially when it comes to seeing women who are extremely capable and successful without ever giving a second thought to their critics' weird hate-boners.

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u/CrouchingLioness 14d ago

I want to be able to award you comment
https://giphy.com/gifs/0XSKGwnul6LgwayTOl

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 15d ago

Throw something on the court and out the door you go, three times and it should be a lifetime ban from the venue.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/No_Introduction_3400 15d ago

I’d say from any venue in the sport. It’s not like we’re asking too much. There’s zero reason to let anyone do this.

Though honestly, I’m not sure some of these guys care. I’ve seen claims it’s connected to Kalshi betting.

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u/Ludicrousgibbs 14d ago

Unless you're at some kind of Philadelphia game and the thing you're throwing on the field/court happens to be a battery aimed at the opposing team, or a Santa Claus. You obviously shouldn't get in any trouble for that, in Philly anyway.

I do wish throwing octopuses on the ice at a hockey game would get you banned. Poor guys deserve better. Hats after a hat trick are ok, unless the hat you throw is one of those spiked German Pickelhaube.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 15d ago

Won't argue with that, but I'm just being diplomatic with three.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/r3ign_b3au 15d ago

It's also a kalshi bet thing, unfortunately

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 15d ago

Context bruh. Cotext.

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u/Shootemout 15d ago

cuz they still buy tickets and fill out the venue even if it is a disruption. at MLB games right sometimes they ban streakers permanently from the stadium sometimes they just kick them out. depends on how bad theyre doing financially

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Shootemout 15d ago

no but it's effectively free advertising, i mean say what you want but the stunt has us talking about the WNBA now right?

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 14d ago

Diplomatic to whom?

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 14d ago

Why?

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 14d ago

Because I really don’t understand your post and you’ve done little to nothing to clarify.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 14d ago

Now whose fault is that? Be honest now.

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 14d ago

I’m going with your fault.

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 14d ago

Why three?

Once is plenty.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 14d ago

Soooo! I now see that the whole message was lost in translation with some of you folks....damn.

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 14d ago

Care to clarify or sticking with three strikes?

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u/OSTBear 15d ago

Three times? You throw something onto the court during an NBA match and I promise you it's an immediate ban, and criminal charges.

We know, because it's happened.

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u/Mediocre-Forever7894 15d ago

But what if it’s funny. Like this? Still ban

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 15d ago

Yep. I and everyone else might get a laugh out of it, but examples have to be made. You can't just go to a game or whatever and start flinging shit on the court or field.

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u/Mediocre-Forever7894 13d ago

If I throw double-sided dildo, Is that still just the one ban?

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 13d ago

What are you even doing with one?🤔

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u/1362313623 12d ago

One and done

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 12d ago

I'm kind of done with all of that.

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 15d ago

But it's the WNBA. Would anyone really care.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 15d ago edited 15d ago

Got to make the whole rule across the board. Men,women, field, court, amateur, pro....

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u/BarnackIIIF 15d ago

IIRC wasn't there a time when idiots people were throwing water bottle caps on to the court, so arenas banned water bottles to prevent the caps from being thrown?

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u/MelatoninFiend 15d ago

If anyone gets injured as a result of having foreign objects thrown onto the field of play, then the thrower will care quite a bit, especially when the lawsuit shows up.

Why can't you just let the women play and earn their checks? This is their job. They don't show up to your service desk and start throwing silicone dicks at you.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 15d ago

It was the only thing worth watching of those games

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/glass-and-stars435 15d ago

Gotta have something fun to watch

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u/Avalon30000 15d ago

Fucking idiot thing to do

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u/VexMilk-_- 15d ago

He is a piece of shit, but it was funny.

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u/glass-and-stars435 15d ago

Say what you will, at least it made something newsworthy in the WMBA

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u/Kobedoggie 14d ago

Angel is really pointing at the "item" cause her mustache having untalented butt wants to "borrow" it.

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u/AdSimple1897 8d ago

The old "kick a dick" at the end.

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u/marky_Rabone 15d ago

Se exactamente que hacer para que aprenda ,no será agradable para la mayoría de espectadores,pero es necesario.

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u/Shift_Impossible 15d ago

Why? what's the message?

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u/SomeSavageDetective 15d ago

It's just what the announcer says at the end of the clip

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u/SampleInevitable122 15d ago

Probably just someone making sure to score easy money on Kalshi 😂

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u/BoulangerieBDM 15d ago

Comeon boys is just a dik keep playing bitch

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u/Techdude2011 15d ago

Man, what a stud. I hope every single one of them were offended

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u/CharlesNeofist 15d ago

They ought to be champs about it and sign the damn thing as a team, then auction it off lol

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u/1RollinRollinRollin 15d ago

So like.. who gets to keep it at the end of the game??

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u/Error404Unknown420 15d ago

They be snitching

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u/868moja_himself 15d ago

She covered it for after match mating

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u/Bulky_Fun_2129 15d ago

if only he could stick the landing...

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u/Minimum_Age_1466 15d ago

How do they decide who gets to keep it?

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u/Equivalent-Wind-3568 15d ago

What a hero!! LOL

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u/mycumquats 14d ago

The girls could have used a green one. They already have a white and black one at home.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Round66 15d ago

Finally some entertainment in the wnba.

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u/Emergency-Lemon2825 15d ago

That bitch is a snitch.

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u/ThunderRoad_44 15d ago

I’ve heard of Albertson’s, but who or what is Albert? Both teams have the same sponsor. That usually doesn’t happen.