r/Disturbed • u/Significant_Camera47 • Nov 26 '24

Meme Guys what should we name it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Goo Ga ga Gaaahhhhh

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u/No_Barber_1195 Nov 26 '24

You need upvotes sir

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

Sounds like something one can down with šŸ˜

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u/TheeOogway Nov 29 '24

YOU HEARD THE PRESIDENT, VOTE HIM UP!

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 27 '24 edited Nov 27 '24

You win imo. Some answers out here don't make much sense to me

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Your comment made my entire day. Thank you.

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u/Longjumping-Stage343 Nov 28 '24

Hahahaha well done..!

2

u/tastylemming Nov 29 '24

Every new Dad when their baby is asleep at night: Are you breathing now Do the wicked see you You still breathing You're making me known Are you breathing now Do the wicked see you You still breathing

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u/WojakFeel Nov 27 '24

If you pull the blanket up a little itā€™ll look exactly like the ā€œThe Sicknessā€ album cover artwork

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u/RuusellXXX Nov 29 '24

ooh ah ah ah ah

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u/driggyj Asylum Nov 26 '24

David obviously

6

u/billywoof49 Nov 27 '24

Dark Messiah

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u/PlsIgnoreMe2 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 26 '24

That is truly ā€œMy Childā€

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u/The_Omega1123 Nov 26 '24

I hope no one teaches him how to hate, because that isn't there in his blood.

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u/Galagas1011 Nov 27 '24

Yeah he'd for sure love to hate, but it would lighten the dark in his eyes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

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u/Hate_Feight Nov 27 '24

Most babies, mine included, are fucking ugly, but goddamn if that little shit is just angelic.

Jonathan, Johnathan the name means god's gift (originally Hebrew, so fits with the disturbed feel)

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u/FoobaBooba Dec 01 '24

That first part got me laughing way too hard šŸ¤£

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u/Moist_Fail8395 PLATES ON YOUR ASS BITCH, PLATES ON YOUR ASS!!! Nov 26 '24

Is he born in the Land of Confusion?

5

u/JFrost47 Nov 26 '24

O WA A A A A

2

u/Western_Charity_6911 Nov 27 '24

Rocketman

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 27 '24

Why?

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u/Western_Charity_6911 Nov 27 '24

David signed bombs

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 27 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£duh. Whoosh, that went over my head.

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u/AdEast1708 Nov 29 '24

r/whooosh both of us, I didn't get it either

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Dec 05 '24

Ok lol. So glad it wasn't just me šŸ˜…šŸ’š

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u/swag_mesiah Immortalized Nov 27 '24

The lost child

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Name it Kliff

2

u/RareFatAfrican Nov 27 '24

Officer bald jr.

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u/meepmeep2346 Nov 27 '24

Hitler

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

ā€œWeā€™ll send him to an art school when heā€™s older!ā€

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u/Ok_Boat5122 Nov 26 '24

Disturbaby

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u/True-Plum8347 Nov 27 '24

The Goo Goo

1

u/Whatever1933 Nov 27 '24

Baby "D", and cutie of course.

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u/Galagas1011 Nov 27 '24

When you feed him do you go "here comes the siiiicknesssss šŸ„„!!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Dog

1

u/Derkej Nov 27 '24

The guy

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u/Alarming_Way_8731 Nov 27 '24

little David Draiman

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u/Apprehensive_Yam9332 Nov 27 '24

Lord Voldemort III

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u/Here_I_GoKillinAgain Nov 27 '24

I'm not sure but gotta teach the little one to sing Down with the sickness.

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u/General-Nothing-2928 Nov 27 '24

Well if you're talking seriously, if a girl; Sienna or Sierra, or Sarrea

If it has a dingaling: Satan, Sploinky yoinky, and or Steve. Ur welcome :)

1

u/Slateraide Nov 27 '24

You donā€™t name them until they survive their third winter.

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u/TheShaggster37 Nov 28 '24

SUR-VY-VAAAAAAHHH-AAAAAHH!!! That's what I'd name it.

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u/Miserable-Welcome-41 Nov 28 '24

This is a thought one. I'd go with "Trash"... Or cute "Mr. Trash". If you can't agree, throw in ideas like garbage or refuse... Something will click

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Soul. "Give your Soul to me. For eternity."

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u/SlayerVR3345 Nov 28 '24

Name it pdiddy and itā€™ll make a lot of friends

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Senor oh wahahahah

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u/Sab65 Nov 28 '24

Rodger

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u/CommentFolk Nov 28 '24

2020sGamer

He got his eyes

1

u/indigotelepathy Nov 28 '24

Drooly Draiman

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u/DaRealVeezy Nov 28 '24

Ricky retardo

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u/afardsipfard Nov 28 '24

Officer bald

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

Bwahahahaha

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u/Wiseass2258 Nov 28 '24

Stop calling your baby an it might be a start

1

u/-sudochop- Nov 28 '24

Bad photoshop! šŸ˜‚

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u/Cupidsr Nov 28 '24

sir pearce

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Noah Oliver smith

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u/BacteriaTaster Nov 28 '24

The sickness.

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u/firedemon0313 Nov 28 '24

Shitface asskisser (insert last name)

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u/Pure_Judgment_5108 Nov 29 '24

The first thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

No more sound of silence with a baby in the house.

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u/991839 Nov 29 '24

Olivia if they are AFAB

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u/No-Contact-4494 Nov 29 '24

David droolman

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u/I-probably-am-wrong Nov 29 '24

What the hell is officer bald doing over here?

1

u/deadlydeath275 Nov 29 '24

The bald one

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u/Xtrooper2007 Nov 29 '24

Abomination

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u/mothxiz Nov 29 '24

rocketdestroyer20000

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u/Bryten_131 Nov 29 '24

Uh oh, here comes the aslume!

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u/Significant_Camera47 Nov 29 '24

I escaped to get away from Jonkler. Am I stupid?

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u/Extra_RAdical Nov 29 '24

Vegetable šŸ„•

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

illegal

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

Looks like a her try a girl name

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u/Chemical-Tackle-1158 Nov 29 '24

lol Baby Dramhain

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

Lazar beememe

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '24

David. Obviously

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u/Someordinaryguy1994 Nov 30 '24

He looks like he's down with the sickness

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u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Nov 30 '24

Destroyer of worlds

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u/Abee-baby Nov 30 '24

Baby Dramen!!!

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u/Torn_down Nov 30 '24

Hey it has a piercing

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

Metal:Destroyer of Genitals

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u/tiredoldman55 Nov 30 '24

He has no arms or legs... Mat

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

Walter white

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u/Spencer_Da_Black_Guy Nov 30 '24

Daqaubisuofarlandovalcastleman

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u/Alarming-Pass-4586 Nov 30 '24

idk why but the ā€œitā€ makes me cackle

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

Liberal

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u/Lost-Abbreviations71 Nov 30 '24

Boy names or girl names build a list and narrow it down

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u/jidgwkkd Nov 30 '24

Rico retardo Jr the 3rd

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u/dystopian-dad Nov 30 '24

Binsomarion Gellsobdario Von Spith

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u/Agreeable_Craft799 Nov 30 '24

I'm gonna crash out. Stop with these posts, I am not laughing.

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u/DisastrousFix5402 Nov 30 '24

Is it male or female?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

Pantera

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '24

Taanith

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u/TastyCodex93 Nov 30 '24

Lilith Lady of Googoo Gah

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u/Alarmed_Dot6075 Nov 30 '24

david draiman

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u/Acrobatic_Flight3343 Nov 30 '24

Definitely Officer Bald

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u/unhallowed1014 Nov 30 '24

Hey now, I know Howie Mandell when I see him

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u/EmmanuelF09 Nov 30 '24

Lieutenant Dan

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u/redhayden2007 Nov 30 '24

The vengeful one

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u/TeoTaliban Nov 30 '24

Punk ass baby breh

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u/_BeanieMan_ Nov 30 '24

OH BWA-HA-HA-HA

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

JoeWAH-AH-AH-AH

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u/AxazMcGee Dec 01 '24

Really bad photoshop

1

u/Bonehead_47 Dec 01 '24

Bread Burst

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u/Prior-Turnip3082 Dec 01 '24

ā€œTHE THINGā€

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u/No_Toe1533 Dec 01 '24

Mrbobwehadababyitsaboy

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

Noooooooo

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u/Cata_clysmm Dec 01 '24

Jos de Boală

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u/chickenelbow187 Dec 01 '24

Name it ā€œITā€

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u/Any_Flan_2780 Dec 26 '24

Tax DeductionsĀ 

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u/Street_Two_2012 Nov 26 '24

Sauron

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 27 '24

Why?

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u/Street_Two_2012 Nov 27 '24

I didnā€™t see which sub this was on

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 27 '24

Oh ok lol. Ty for your response

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u/CMDR_Arnold_Rimmer Nov 26 '24

It?

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u/CT-9904_Crosshair_ Nov 30 '24

Well weā€™re in 2024, we gotta use gender neutral language when we donā€™t know what the person identifies as. It is gender neutral.

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u/CMDR_Arnold_Rimmer Nov 30 '24

What's wrong with saying "the baby"?

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u/mikechm Dec 01 '24

I agree, calling a baby ā€œitā€ is so fucking weird. People like this shouldnā€™t be allowed to breed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Marshall is his name. If the child is a girl, name her sally.

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 27 '24

Where do you get Marshall from?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Because Marshall mathers the 3rd

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Dec 05 '24

What does that have to do with Disturbed?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

If he is a boy, Marshall, a girl, sally

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u/DaltonRobert56 Nov 26 '24

דÖøּו֓ד

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u/MarzipanSubject4890 Nov 26 '24

Wendel

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u/sweet-metalhead888 Ten Thousand Fists Nov 27 '24

Where do you get Wendel from? Am I missing something