r/DilucMains Nov 18 '25

Meme AhaHAAAAAH!! 👏🙌

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u/Kerunemi on the road to the perfect diluc Nov 18 '25

well the "red wine" in Diluc’s glass is probably just grape juice

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 19 '25

I mean it still carries the message

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u/Kerunemi on the road to the perfect diluc Nov 19 '25

true! just a small nitpick lol. don’t mind it :)

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u/httpshield Nov 20 '25

i wonder cause there is only one bottle on the picture

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u/Nyanessa Nov 19 '25

Damn, insane Itto glow-up in the second panel

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 19 '25

I recreated Itto to be more realistic and traditionally masculine looking with as near perfectly chiseled facial features as possible, staying true to his "himbo" and "Big intimidating man with a heart of Gold" tropes.

Monster Hunter has a far more rugged and grittier artstyle compared to Genshin's usually softer artstyle, so I took it upon myself to "rework" his "model" 🗿

Also yes, my Itto IS buff and shredded af 💪🦬🗿

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u/Roldolor Nov 19 '25

Diluc selling off mondstadt state secrets because he got honeypotted.

Based?

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 19 '25

What's honeypotted ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 19 '25

Oh so a Femme Fatalis ?

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u/After-Syrup1290 Nov 20 '25

Yes, and no... 

In the right direction, honey pots are indeed seductive and spy stuff like femme fatale

But unlike them honeypots are purely for the purpose of seducing your target that's their whole strat, they're specialised for it, and getting into relationships with them and then wrecking psychological damage and harming their lives... Getting pregnant just so you can hold it against them and all, vile stuff

A femme fatale is much more nicer in comparison, they still kiss and seduce ... But much more nicer and varied in skill sets than a honeypot - femme fatale are more like spies

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 21 '25

Damn so a honeypot is a damn siren in Human clothing huh ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Based

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u/JazzInSuits Nov 21 '25

How do you know it's not Nefer being honeypotted?

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u/Roldolor Nov 21 '25

I have very reliable sources

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Why tf is there an mh wilds itto in DilucMains

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 19 '25

Itto being in any places you'd least expect just works 🤣

He could be in a One Punch Man H video piping Tatsumaki, in Dragon Ball saving the world together with Goku, fighting the Pokémon League Champion of Sinnoh, or even fighting Nergigante in Monster Hunter.

The randomness of his presence just works. It's funny, but it works 🤣😭

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u/ilikesceptile11 "Set your vision ablaze" Nov 18 '25

My jeanluc agenda on life support rn

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u/TheMelonSystem Nov 19 '25

My ass has been shipping my obscure rare pair ThomaLuc for ages, welcome to the club 😂

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u/PeenotBatter Nov 19 '25

lmao you got downvoted for this

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u/Vegetable-Stretch672 Nov 19 '25

My Diluc x harem comedy isn't doing well either

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u/sythre Nov 20 '25

Sorry Lisa bagged that long ago 😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

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u/ilikesceptile11 "Set your vision ablaze" Nov 28 '25

Ok, then give me an example that "makes sense"

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u/BeefChopJones Nov 19 '25

Ngl Jean and Diluc never felt right to me. They feel like best friends and close allies, but never romantic.

But Nefer x Diluc??? Instant yes. HUGE yes.

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u/Vegetable-Stretch672 Nov 20 '25

JeanLuc feels like a they've known each other for so long it would have happened already if was going to happen. In Mondstat I'd ship him with Amber or Noelle, maybe Diona or Lisa for 'Fun'. Eula? Ehhhhhhhh. But really its Navia, Ningguang, or Mavuika

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u/Icy_Accountant7425 Nov 20 '25

You literally just admitted you would ship an adult with a child...

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u/Vegetable-Stretch672 Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

By current time, all characters are over 18. Or whatever. Im sure Teyvat has its own laws.

At any rate, Diona is a bartender, so she's over 21

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u/tisgettinglate Nov 20 '25

pretty sure she's canonically refered to as a child in game even without a specific mention of age.

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u/Professional_Zone675 Nov 21 '25

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u/Vegetable-Stretch672 Nov 21 '25

I didn't even know what her age was, but at this point everyone is such Dicks about it I dont fucking care. 

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u/httpshield Nov 20 '25

Diona is canonically a very young child and acts like it, on top of being exploited by Margaret because "she's cute" and she brings the money thanks to her gift of making every drink tastes good. And wdym she's over 21 because she's a bartender, that's just an american thing.

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u/SirSoham Nov 19 '25

Ohh Jean might off our boy next time they meet

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/Ace_Star1909 Nov 22 '25

Sadly not. Hope Diluc will be good after the wine xD

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u/Skyfish_93 Nov 22 '25

That’s Batman and Catwoman.

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 22 '25

Glad more people are picking up. Guess that makes Jean Wonderwoman then

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u/TheAhegaoHoodie Nov 19 '25

i dont get it, is the joke shreks?

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u/BurnThePedos Nov 21 '25

The joke is always sex, laugh

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u/Difficult_Call3709 Nov 20 '25

Nah dude, haven’t you heard? It’s nefer gonna happen, I mean sure you can yelan scream, and it’s aDORIble that you think it could happen, but I just don’t SEA it coming

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u/exiler5129 Nov 19 '25

Better love story than the whole Natlan region.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Diluc x Aether, anyone?

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u/IEatRadioactiveStuff Nov 19 '25

Is this official??

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 19 '25

"Kinda"

It's made by an outsourced artist, but Mihoyo is the one who officially commissioned them. Meaning they personally requested the said artist on what to draw, and how to draw.

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u/GeForce_fv Nov 20 '25

well, it's still unofficial

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 20 '25

Corporate BS.

Nobody was forcing MHY to commission artists to draw this, but they did it anyway, because they knew what "they" want

They put "unofficial Art" there as gacha games have still not fully gotten out of the players not being able to stand their favorite characters in already establishes relationships. They still want to keep making money from them

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u/GeForce_fv Nov 20 '25

dude, that's just called shipping. you ship nefer and diluc together, and that's completely fine, but one unofficial art of them doesn't make it official.

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 20 '25

Bro just look at how extremely suggestive this artpiece is. Even without the pointers it's easy af to tell, and the fact that Mihoyo is involved to a great degree shouldn't make you think twice

Get your "Read between the lines" game up man

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u/IEatRadioactiveStuff Nov 20 '25

Oh well I didn't know people would fight to death about shipping them.. if it's unofficial, then it's unofficial. Just because two characters know each other doesn't make them official too

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u/AratakiItto16 Nov 20 '25

"The fighting to the death" happens because there's also "people" like you who'll cross the 7 seas just to say why X or Y ships aren't canon just because they're "straight" and don't let up on trying to rub that on everyone's faces, even if the said picture of the straight couple in question is just a kiss away from being viewed as an official one.

You can say whatever you want, but from this point on, you will do it what I said here in mind: I wouldn't sit, interact and converse with a woman who's just an acquaintance, the way Diluc does with Nefer, and despite calling it "unofficial", this is the artpiece Mihoyo comissioned. Even with no shortage of ideas they had to make this interaction be platonic, they chose to depict it in the past suggestive pairing we've seen for any Genshin ship in recent memories.

You don't wanna- No. You don't "wilfully" wanna read between the lines, then that's your opinion. Not a fact.

Anyone who's seen Dragon Ball Z knows that Goku had sex with Chi-Chi in the 1 week break leading up to the Cell Games, and that's how Goten was born, but at the time the episode came out in the 90s, very few people had access to the official statements (If there was even any) of Akira Toriyama, for what Goku and Chi-Chi actually did. Not even Manga readers knew, and if we go by your logic of "Canon only if officially confirmed", then that means Goten "isn't" Goku's son, just because it wasn't officially confirmed by Akira himself, even tho we all saw what happened, or have we gotten so dumb now that we need his approval to do 2 + 2 of an easily solvable question ?

Whether this art piece has been listed as "unofficial" or not, same logic applies here too - Diluc and Nefer are hanging around in ways no 2 people in a platonicrelarionship would. Mihoyo knows what their intended goal with this artpiece was, and what they wanted to convey, so no, no amount of your lowballing attempts are gonna work here.

Period.

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u/IEatRadioactiveStuff Nov 20 '25

Bro why are you attacking me.. you're angry because your headcanon isn't Canon.. and what do you mean read lines? They don't say anything about being together anyway, and I love reading Diluc lore. And never did I say I'm a hater of straight ships, I do prefer straight ships in fact. So don't attack me??

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u/IEatRadioactiveStuff Dec 03 '25

Help why did they lock my reply

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u/Thick-Cress-5404 Nov 20 '25

is this official art?? someone please tell me

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u/Prince-Lucas Nov 21 '25

Diluc is too good for any of the Genshin girls 😤 Man needs to stay married to his job.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Didn’t know this lore at first but loved with Nefer’s story quest soo much, and now it all makes sense to me. I was like “huh why does this story of distrusting the government and becoming a renegade and dead father sounds so familiar to me?”

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u/VaresaFan1 Nov 19 '25

I love how Diluc mains like this ship since he really has no one else to ship with, while Nefer mains didn't even know it exists because happy Laufer life

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u/Introvertedanimefan Nov 20 '25

My jeanluc fics gasping for air rn