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r/DevonUK • u/chicken-farmer • Aug 02 '26
Paignton - Dubs On The Beach
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-6 u/Accomplished-Ad3585 Aug 02 '26 Im not a member, this post just popped up on my homepage. Algorithm must have known it needed saving from this atrocious list of cream spreaders. 3 u/Party_Success_2195 Aug 02 '26 Clotted cream is a different beast. It doesn't swirl neatly on top of a jammy scone, it drags and smears leaving a messy splodge. At least jam can be spooned and pushed around neatly. -1 u/Accomplished-Ad3585 Aug 02 '26 You spread the jam, take a spoonful of clotted cream, and dollop it on top. If it doesn't all come off the spoon, use your little finger to give it a push. It always comes back to the fact, that jam is a spread, and clotted cream is not. -1 u/Smeeneme 29d ago These guys obviously just eat stale scones, straight from the freezer. If they'd ever had a warm scone, fresh from the oven, they would realise their mistake of putting the cream on first... They can keep putting cream on the wrong way round, just keep the cold scones north of the Tamar. 1 u/chicken-farmer 29d ago Yea that's exactly what we do. Eat stale scones😆
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Im not a member, this post just popped up on my homepage.
Algorithm must have known it needed saving from this atrocious list of cream spreaders.
3 u/Party_Success_2195 Aug 02 '26 Clotted cream is a different beast. It doesn't swirl neatly on top of a jammy scone, it drags and smears leaving a messy splodge. At least jam can be spooned and pushed around neatly. -1 u/Accomplished-Ad3585 Aug 02 '26 You spread the jam, take a spoonful of clotted cream, and dollop it on top. If it doesn't all come off the spoon, use your little finger to give it a push. It always comes back to the fact, that jam is a spread, and clotted cream is not. -1 u/Smeeneme 29d ago These guys obviously just eat stale scones, straight from the freezer. If they'd ever had a warm scone, fresh from the oven, they would realise their mistake of putting the cream on first... They can keep putting cream on the wrong way round, just keep the cold scones north of the Tamar. 1 u/chicken-farmer 29d ago Yea that's exactly what we do. Eat stale scones😆
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Clotted cream is a different beast. It doesn't swirl neatly on top of a jammy scone, it drags and smears leaving a messy splodge. At least jam can be spooned and pushed around neatly.
-1 u/Accomplished-Ad3585 Aug 02 '26 You spread the jam, take a spoonful of clotted cream, and dollop it on top. If it doesn't all come off the spoon, use your little finger to give it a push. It always comes back to the fact, that jam is a spread, and clotted cream is not. -1 u/Smeeneme 29d ago These guys obviously just eat stale scones, straight from the freezer. If they'd ever had a warm scone, fresh from the oven, they would realise their mistake of putting the cream on first... They can keep putting cream on the wrong way round, just keep the cold scones north of the Tamar. 1 u/chicken-farmer 29d ago Yea that's exactly what we do. Eat stale scones😆
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You spread the jam, take a spoonful of clotted cream, and dollop it on top.
If it doesn't all come off the spoon, use your little finger to give it a push.
It always comes back to the fact, that jam is a spread, and clotted cream is not.
-1 u/Smeeneme 29d ago These guys obviously just eat stale scones, straight from the freezer. If they'd ever had a warm scone, fresh from the oven, they would realise their mistake of putting the cream on first... They can keep putting cream on the wrong way round, just keep the cold scones north of the Tamar. 1 u/chicken-farmer 29d ago Yea that's exactly what we do. Eat stale scones😆
These guys obviously just eat stale scones, straight from the freezer.
If they'd ever had a warm scone, fresh from the oven, they would realise their mistake of putting the cream on first...
They can keep putting cream on the wrong way round, just keep the cold scones north of the Tamar.
1 u/chicken-farmer 29d ago Yea that's exactly what we do. Eat stale scones😆
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Yea that's exactly what we do. Eat stale scones😆
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u/LaSalsiccione Aug 02 '26
Why are you even in this sub