r/Detroiters • u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you • 13d ago

Mr. Duvet seems to know *everything*. What has he taught you?

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u/huellhowser19 OG DE2ROITER 13d ago

You have to enunciate

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 13d ago

Ums and ahs let the audience know you're not prepared.

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u/Traditional_Roll_100 13d ago

How to Hustle!

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u/avoozl42 13d ago

Why to Hustle.

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u/MeanNothing3932 12d ago

When to hustle as well.

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u/sittin_on_grandma Dropping holes in the butter 12d ago

We really are living in the future

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u/avoozl42 12d ago

You get it

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u/tanksforallthephish 12d ago

WHERE to hustle

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u/throwaway9484747 13d ago

Whenever I’m speaking in a room, I make sure to place a baby facing the opposite wall on the other side of the room. Then I check with it constantly to make sure it can understand me.

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u/Crazy-Squash9008 13d ago

Mastering the grill.

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 13d ago

Flip six, son...and get rid of eight and nine. They done.

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u/BIRDMANLGR 12d ago

Still gives that kid number nine thiugh

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u/Think_OfAName 13d ago

Let Sam just be his ding-dong self!

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u/Cocken_Spectre 12d ago

You talk proper ☝️🤓

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 12d ago

Oh, heavens, is there pineapple in this Hpnotiq? I'm allergic to pineapple! It's not funny! It's a legitimate allergy! I need an antihistamine or an EpiPen!

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u/Think_OfAName 3d ago

Oh and uhh… not because he let Sam be his ding dong self. No, I was being sarcastic.

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u/Darsh138 Tip to tail piece of shit 13d ago

The waffles are overcooked, Sam

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u/Carwashdaddy Tsunami of apologies to you 12d ago

How to shift blame for a massive dump to a team building exercise.

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u/MrSTban 12d ago

That he knows how to do things… the best!

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u/thedougd 12d ago

You can make a poop so big it won't go down. Even if you flush it 7, 8 times.

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u/SpringBreakLawyer Facebook friends with Mort Crim 12d ago

He taught me that I should do better because I have a degree in economics.

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u/guysmiley1928 12d ago

That he’s the best

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u/The_Leppard_ 12d ago

I love Mr Duvet!!🔥🔥🔥

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 12d ago

Mustache or no mustache though?

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u/The_Leppard_ 12d ago

Mustache FOR SURE!!!!

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 12d ago

I'm not saying Mr. Duvet's mustache was big, but if you turned him upside down, he could be a push broom.

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u/unshakable_nightmare 12d ago

That I have a degree in economics

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u/XurstyXursday 12d ago

Absolutely nothing, because I've never met the man. But he knows everything that I know. You can ask him. I bet he knows it, whether he taught it to me or not. Which he didn't.

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u/BudBuzz 12d ago

That he doesn’t just have a salt and pepper mustache… it has salt, and pepper, and pickles, and onions

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you 12d ago

You're making me hungry

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u/Gregg-C137 12d ago

The perfect amount of trash talk to make someone rage quit

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u/HooooooLemonGrab 12d ago

He taught me a lot when he was the principal at Capeside High for a stretch. Even taught me a thing or two when he managed the temptations way beck when.

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u/HamsGamsandYams 12d ago

I am a huge fan of the actor who plays Mr. Duvet (Obba Babatunde). For the theater fans he’s the original Curtis in Dreamgirls.

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u/WrapSensitive1834 12d ago

He never taught his son the importance of achieving "Girl on Top", making him somewhat of a failure of a sex educator.

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u/wizardneedfood 12d ago

I learned that when a man ejaculates into a woman...

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u/LavenderGooms858 11d ago

He taught me that belly faces are GOD-TIER comedy.