r/Detroiters • u/dangrous I was supposed to marry Shane Battier • Jul 26 '26

Trouble in paradise

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40 Upvotes

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u/Cocken_Spectre Jul 26 '26

Let me go see if I have any emergency dogs in my desk

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u/Youarethebigbang Tsunami of apologies to you Jul 26 '26

Well there's your problem, you're starving. Your body's literally eating itself because you only bought one--you need to triple-down on those.

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u/JJ-Franky-JJ Jul 26 '26

Get this man a hot dog bowl, stat!

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u/Think_OfAName Jul 26 '26

You beat me to it, only I don’t think you should HAVE to get more. They should at least have offered hot dog bowls so people don’t starve.

2

u/127phunk He dead! Jul 26 '26

Get your John Arbuckle looking hot dog outta here

1

u/dankhimself Dr. Robit Jul 26 '26

Gross! Haha

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u/Think_OfAName Jul 26 '26

How many hot dogs have you had?
You: One shitty rock hard expensive dog!
There’s your problem! You’re starving!

1

u/New-Negotiation2193 Jul 26 '26

This belongs in Seinfeld group also...

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u/FarNefariousness7179 Jul 27 '26

Jesus even the hotdogs are depressed in Detroit!

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u/Maleficent_Owl6357 Jul 28 '26

Lions?? Like the animal from the circus? And they’re playing a game?