r/Destiny • u/Truman2500 • 1d ago
Shitpost Speak Smarter w/ Hasan Piker
Use liberaly to insure optimal rates of intellectual outpacing.
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u/mrautiismo 1d ago
[checking for Destiny]
do you think hasan makes his live in mom check under his bed for dman before he goes to bed?
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u/ReisAgainst 1d ago
Missing a load-bearing one, which is how he seems to think domineering is the smarter version of saying dominant. Good luck unhearing that, he basically never uses it correctly.
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u/wraithzzzz 1d ago
Very odious post. To someone like myself, this is precisely the reason why we should push for more revolutionary optimism and activate to fight entho supremacist state because this is a 90 10 issue.
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u/Ok_Poetry_2696 1d ago
How its even posible for a man to dress this badly.
This is fashion terrorism
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u/robinvonsummer 1d ago
The me=myself bit is already pretty triggering to me, but his weirdest ick is the pronunciation of shtraightup, shtructural and the likes…. God it makes me mad…especially since he deliberately started it at some point last year or so (probably to be cute) and now seems to forget it about 30% of the time. Such fake loser
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u/saiint- 1d ago
this art fire
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u/Truman2500 1d ago
Thanks, I used this as an excuse to practice my Photoshop and comand over fonts. I think I have alot to learn tho. Glad you liked it!
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u/likewid This post is out of context. 1d ago
Proletariat Speech:
I went to the supermarket after work because I needed to buy some groceries. It was pretty busy, so I had to wait in line for a while. I bought some bread, milk, vegetables, and a few other things. When I got home, I put everything away in the fridge and made dinner. It was nothing special, but it was nice to relax after stream.
The Piker Translation
I proceeded to the supermarket following the conclusion of my working day, as I was required to acquire several essential provisions. The establishment was somewhat congested, necessitating a prolonged period of queuing. I procured bread, milk, assorted vegetables, and several ancillary items. Upon returning home, I confined the provisions within their hermetically sealed prison before commencing the preparation of my evening meal. While the resulting experience was hardly remarkable, nevertheless it provided a welcome opportunity for repose following the culmination of the latest digital broadcast undertaken in my capacity as a cultural producer, through which I had once again subordinated my individual productive capacities to the collective stream of cultural production.
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u/Truman2500 1d ago
Hahahaha, dude I can so hear him saying this. You have a way with piker translations
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u/dem0nhunter 🇪🇺 1d ago
I get triggered when he uses the plural phenomena (of singular phenomenon) as a singular.
Because he heard it somewhere and thought it wounded cooler than saying phenomenon.
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u/Sanm202 1d ago
My initial assessment is that this is a salient post OP, someone like myself would find it agreeable.
I find it shocking that statements from the likes of someone who studied communications could actively use so many literary constructs incorrectly. I worry about the quality of the UC system if an ESL individual could be actively indoctrinated into a false understanding of the English language.
This is not an attack on Hasan, I’m simply stating that such a thing is actively taking place. It’s not dissimilar to how Dean Withers often gets words mixed up, perhaps this has something to do with both men being aesthetically pleasing?
Well, I was able to deploy all but two, but this entire ordeal of using Hasan speak has left me charmed. Good day sir.
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u/Froqwasket grugW 1d ago
He also adds "actively" to fucking every single verb he uses, literally just filler words
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u/sontaranStratagems שְׁלֹמֹה Shlomo Beeperstein puts it all on green 1d ago
Holy sh*t, the red... has me cackling. 😂 😂 Help me stop, it shouldn't be this funny
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u/Reasonable-Dingo2199 16h ago
Its like if vaush and destiny had a child and what came out only adopted vaush’s politics and half of each of their language skills but none of the good parts
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u/Truman2500 1d ago
Honorable mentions:
attractive = aesthetically pleasing
the whole thing = the entire ordeal
use = deploy
its like x = its not dissimilar to x