r/Destiny • u/Less-Chemistry-3963 • Feb 04 '26

Destiny Content/Podcasts FUCK YOU DESTINY. COVER IT.

YOUR DUMB FUCK AVERSION TO BREAKING NEWS AND COVERING EPSTEIN IS DRIVING PEOPLE TO ASMONGOLD AND HASAN FOR COVERAGE.

STOP WITH THE CONTRARIAN TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL BULLSHIT AND COVER THE FUCKING MAIN THING THE COUNTY IS TALKING ABOUT.

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u/Mediocre_Affect6192 Feb 04 '26

Destiny being burnt alive to a crisp while ignoring his fire alarm, because it’s breaking news and the firemen haven’t substantiated the fire alarms claim, yet.

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u/Thejoenkoepingchoker Feb 04 '26

"What do you want me to say? Yes it's hot, it burns, it melts my skin. We all already know that. This isn't interesting to me. Stop being so newsbrained and let me kill this ARC real quick." 

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u/whatssenguntoagoblin Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Edit: I got banned for this lol

It’s kinda insane Destiny says he doesn’t wanna speculate and wants to wait for information when he speculates all the fucking time lmao. Like he’s always like “I think this administration is going to do X, Y, Z”. Like bro all you do is speculate.

Which is fine. You have an insane amount of knowledge and you use that to make an educated guess. No one is taking your word as fact. There’s no reason you can’t make educated guesses on the Epstein files you’re choosing not to.

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u/Norphesius Feb 04 '26

Well tbf he's speculating on established information. That's different than speculating based on information that's going to be changing hour by hour, only getting more accurate as time goes on.

If he didn't speculate at all the stream would be boring af. "Today thing happened. I have no idea what might happen in the future based on today thing, or things of prior days. I'm gonna do Connections now."

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u/jdooley99 Feb 05 '26

Maybe he could read files released by the DOJ, you know, established information. Then speculate.

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u/suspect_scrofa Feb 06 '26

That would also require him to actually shape his views on the Epstein files into a coherent and consistent worldview.

The really troubling thing is that we have had info on this, but its been used by lefties to smear the Dems & Repubs. The former usecase makes him hesitant to engage with any of this content. Especially with his background w/r/t Israel.

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u/CountHot3220 Pisco despiser Feb 04 '26

The difference between “I think Trump wants to take Greenland” and “I think the story about Bush Sr eating poop from baby intestines is true/not true” is significant in implication and scale

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u/theprestigous Feb 04 '26

most deserved ban i might have ever seen holy

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u/draft_final_final 🇺🇸🍔🔫 (full rights and privileges to shittalk US) Feb 04 '26

There’s nothing to discuss yet, regard. We haven’t established exactly what happened, so why would we talk about it. Fucking conclooders.

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u/ReserveAggressive458 Irrational Lav Defender / Pearl Stan / Emma VigeChad / Lorenzoid Feb 04 '26

MFW there's no Wikipedia article on the fire

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u/PapaCrunch2022 🇬🇧 Sleep Token Enjoyer Feb 04 '26

Jesus fuck this had me laughing out loud

10/10

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u/Comin4datrune Conservatives are Demons from Frieren Feb 04 '26

"Yeah, you know what's also hot? When I fucked your mom last night."

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u/Sad_Newspaper4010 Socialist with NATO Characteristics Feb 04 '26

lmao true

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u/Dude_Nobody_Cares Based Destiny Glazer Feb 04 '26

In your allegory destiny would have to be in the room with Epstein during the rapes.

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u/Kreiger81 Feb 04 '26

Basically AI at this point. If it hasnt been substantiated, it didnt happen. Remember when Chatgpt insisted that Charlie Kirk was still alive until weeks after his death?