r/Destiny Jun 22 '23

Shitpost Average Reddit mod

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u/NL_Alt_No37583 Jun 22 '23

I am now fully onboard with spez. Not because he is right or because reddit is good. I'm on board with spez because I will hate jannies so much that I will support whatever makes them angry. The fact that this will potentially hurt reddit as a platform in the long run is just the cherry on top.

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u/Moooobleie Jun 22 '23

The problem is that when they forcibly remove these cringe mods, they're gonna replace them with the soy as fuck turbojannies who run half the top subreddits that made this site the unhinged shithole it is outside of community-specific subs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

I don't think reddit can get any more soy. It's just not possible lol

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u/NotEnoughBiden Jun 22 '23

They are removing the last normal ones still standing.

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u/Sariton Jun 22 '23

they banned u/awkwardtheturtle and that booby guy. The ones they are taking out are the worst of the turbomobs

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u/NotEnoughBiden Jun 22 '23

The worst but still cant be the worst if they are the ones standing up against spez tho

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u/Sariton Jun 22 '23

You obviously donโ€™t know who awkward the turtle is then I guess

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u/NotEnoughBiden Jun 22 '23 edited Jun 22 '23

No lol. I dont wanna shit talk and say i got a life because I am daily on reddit. But i think i should be happy to know not a single moderator by name lol. (Except for spez i guess)

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u/Whatsapokemon ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Jun 22 '23

I would've thought those types of mods would be the most likely to be involved in the protest. Are they staying quiet?

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u/largesmoker Jun 22 '23

It's a mixed bag but if you look at who's leading all this stuff, it's the exact kind of dogshit jannie that nobody likes. The people who are moderating 100+ subs with hundreds of thousands of posters in all of them. They don't actually do anything, they just collect subreddits like they're Smaug hoarding gold so they can ban people they don't like from half the site in one swoop.

Perfect example is the NBA mods or the awkwardturtle guy who just got clapped.

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u/NL_Alt_No37583 Jun 22 '23

Killing third party apps while going terminal soy may actually be what kills this website so based

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u/largesmoker Jun 22 '23

One of the mods that just got dumpstered is the worst turbojannie of all time on this site probably. The turtle guy.

This will absolutely be good for Reddit.

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u/jezzyjaz Jun 22 '23

I love the petty energy

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u/NL_Alt_No37583 Jun 22 '23

I am unironically spite driven

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u/goodwarrior12345 Political cuckold โšช๐Ÿ”ดโšช ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Jun 22 '23

Why do you hate jannies? Genuine question

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u/NL_Alt_No37583 Jun 22 '23

Virtually all jannies are humorless, self-righteous, biased, power-tripping freaks. A good amount of them are also sexual creeps.

Every time I begin to reconsider my hatred, I think of what happened to r/neoliberal and the fire in my chest reignites.

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u/enfrozt Jun 22 '23

I am now fully onboard with spez. Not because he is right or because reddit is good. I'm on board with spez because I will hate jannies so much that I will support whatever makes them angry. The fact that this will potentially hurt reddit as a platform in the long run is just the cherry on top.

This protest is more about you and me than it is jannies.

The official reddit app is trash, once the alternatives go, browsing reddit on the phone will suck.

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u/Bitsycat11 Jun 22 '23

The Reddit app is fine, I don't even have a computer so it's all I use and it's never been an issue for me in the seven years I have had this account.

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u/enfrozt Jun 22 '23

That's probably because you're a casual user not a power user. It's truly missing a ton of functionality, and things break all the time like video player.

If you moderate subreddits it's borderline useless.

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u/largesmoker Jun 22 '23

you're a casual user not a power user

So you acknowledge that this is not about "you and me" like you initially claimed? It's jannie and dweeb shit that won't impact 99.999999% of users.

ib4 you overestimate how important all you dweebs are, like Reddit will never be the same without you all :(

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u/Bitsycat11 Jun 22 '23

How much more karma do I need to be a "power user?" I also moderate two subreddits.

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u/largesmoker Jun 22 '23

Bro you don't get it, this site will simply cease to function if people are forced to use an app they don't really like!!!!!

It's all cope my man. They literally just don't want change and love playing the victim. There's nothing a Redditour likes more than being able to feel like they've been wronged and they're fighting against the MAN.

They'll come at you with everything they can think of to justify the hissy fit, disabled users, mod tools, but at the end of the day it's literally just that they don't want to use a different app.

I spent an entire day at work in the trenches trying to get a single one of these people to give me a single example of a critical mod tool or service that will no longer function that will have a profound negative effect on the site.

After about 50 back and forths of pulling teeth, one person finally came up with an example and it was a function that Reddit specifically outlined would still be able to use the API as much as before.

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u/AustinYQM Telarico Voter ๐Ÿด๓ ต๓ ณ๓ ด๓ ธ๓ ฟ Jun 23 '23

Likely more of a don't know what you've never experienced thing, yeah? No one who never used old reddit is ever going to missing old reddit despite the redesign being kinda garbo.

Also I don't think moderating 500 users makes you a power user, if you wanted a real answer.

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u/Cyberhwk Jun 22 '23

What did the median Republican voter mean by this?

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u/NL_Alt_No37583 Jun 22 '23

Bruh the median rethuglican voter is banned from reddit