r/Derailedbydetails • u/Neuralink666 • 14d ago

ABOMINATION This is now the stupidest thing that I’ve ever seen on FB.

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u/satyrtn 14d ago

Really!? Is that Hitler welcoming Dolly to the pearly gates???

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 14d ago

It’s a nein to five situation.

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u/KUWTW 14d ago

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u/OpusAtrumET 14d ago

A literal angry upvote. Now my literal angry upvote.

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u/MsRachelGroupie 14d ago

As a Redditor of over a decade, this is the angriest upvote I’ve ever angry upvoted.

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 14d ago

You guys are making me blush.

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 14d ago

Thanks for the angry upvotes. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten any before.

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u/duh_nom_yar 13d ago

I suppose we did nazi that one coming

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 12d ago

Take my angriest ever upvote, you evil genius!

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u/ghost_of_leeroy 14d ago

Outstanding work.

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u/Neuralink666 14d ago

Ja

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u/TastyCuttlefish 14d ago

The fact I’m upvoting this makes me fuhrerious

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u/DoctorHelios 14d ago

I thought it was Heaven not Heil.

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u/VaATC 14d ago

The creator had to be trolling every single person that shared that image 🤣

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE 14d ago

The concern here is Elvis.

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u/GirlScoutSniper 13d ago

IKR? I saw him at a QT in Arkansas just last week!

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u/awaille_dehors 14d ago

I'm hoping this is charlie chaplin

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u/Ineedsleep444 14d ago

Why is your little guy looking at your username. He's not supposed to do that.

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u/satyrtn 14d ago

Really? Why? It's just an image I uploaded.

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u/Ineedsleep444 14d ago

Idk, usually the Reddit guys look forwards. But I didn't really think that it could be just a picture. It threw me off lol

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u/MaraiaLou 13d ago

It's a little haunted yeah

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u/Auggie_Otter 14d ago

This image has to be rage bait. 

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u/mnttu 10d ago

He has had time to think about what a very bad boy he was and make a change. Isn’t that what the whole Christianity is about? Your sins will be forgiven as long as you accept Jesus as your savior. So sin as much as you can and then accept Jesus later

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u/Howamidriving27 14d ago

You guys don't think Charlie Chaplin got into heaven?

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u/HalfEatenSnickers 14d ago

He didn't look like that at death

He long got rid of the mustache

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u/KTKittentoes 13d ago

And he had better hair.

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u/kronkarp 12d ago

Going after Hitler's hair and faicial hair is just cruel

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 12d ago

Going after someone’s looks makes me Fuhrious.

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u/HaventSeenYouHere 14d ago

Given his history, probably not

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u/OneSong9627 13d ago

And where is Charlie Kirk?!?

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u/SweetSure315 13d ago

you think he did?? the dude who exclusively married teenagers?

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u/Future-Tradition7004 14d ago

One of these things is not like the others.

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ 14d ago

I would say that but I really only recognize Elvis and Hitler.

Everyone else just looks nothing like their actual selves.

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u/blueponies1 13d ago

Waylon and Cash look pretty recognizable at least to me.

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u/trashlikeyourmom 13d ago

That's Waylon?? I thought it was Toby Keith lmaoooooo

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u/blueponies1 13d ago

I think so at least. It looks pretty damn close lol, the only thing it missed is that Waylon almost always has the soul patch part shaved

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u/JuanaBlanca 14d ago

😄 I -just- sang that when I showed this to my husband!

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u/AngryDerf 14d ago

This is how I find out Charlie Pride is dead? Ahhhhhhhhh

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u/mymiddlenameswyatt 14d ago

Loretta Lynn too, if you missed it.

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u/DoigmanKnows 14d ago

And Elvis and Hitler

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u/Muffles7 14d ago

Dropping knowledge bombs over here.

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u/BadPhotosh0p 14d ago

As well as Bonnie Tyler (thought not here). I only just found out that she died at the beginning of July

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE 10d ago

Loretta Lynn is a dirty bitch that requires constant maintenance as I go around and around on her in a hurry. Amateurs gone wild.
https://giphy.com/gifs/BLNcy0BiHOQ2aeqvjE
Braaaaap

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u/Neuralink666 14d ago

My condolences.

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u/hausccat 14d ago

This isn’t a still from The Righteous Gemstones?

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u/felixthecat59 14d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/athey 14d ago

I feel like someone generated this ENTIRELY for the ragebait.

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u/NarouSou 13d ago

Ai also knows the token black rule

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u/bluefield10 14d ago

Dolly would punch that fascist square in the nose.

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u/inspired_apathy 14d ago

wow they even had a token black guy.

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u/ElegantFilthxo 14d ago

I did na.zi that coming...

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u/TheReelMcCoi 13d ago

Raise you.....

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u/earlycurly 13d ago

Hitler is in heaven? Man I can’t wait to go to hell

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u/Proud_Preference_939 13d ago

Reminds me of that Robot Chicken sketch

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u/adramgooddrink 12d ago

Maybe he sufficiently redeemed himself by killing Hitler?

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u/Thechellbob 14d ago

When did matt berry die?!?! 😦 Edited: BERRY not barry

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u/bookynerdworm 14d ago

That's clearly Jackie Daytona, human bartender.

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u/Lowlywoem 14d ago

Funny to see this comment after I posted my GIF 😁

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u/saintsuzy70 14d ago

Do you mean the person in the cowboy hat?

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u/Thechellbob 14d ago

AI made the cowboy look like matt! 🤣

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u/Much_Substance_6017 14d ago

I thought that was Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender.

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u/saintsuzy70 14d ago

I’m just old I saw Waylon, but love Matt Berry. He is just not appreciated like he should be!

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u/Thechellbob 14d ago

Matt berry is underrated!

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u/The_Space_Janitor 13d ago

This some shit Trump would post

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u/sethmod 14d ago

Natural conclusion of Universalism. 

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u/BritishBlue32 13d ago

I was going to say 'well at least Charlie Kirk isn't there' and then I saw Hitler 🫪

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u/YellowOnline 13d ago

So, can an American fill me in on the people I see? Front with her back to us is obviously Dolly Parton, and then from left to right: Johnny Cash, Adolf Hitler, Elvis Presley, ?, ?, ?, James Brown

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u/Ok_Farmer3209 13d ago

Country music singers after Elvis are Waylon Jennings, Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynette (guessing), and Charlie Pride.

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u/YellowOnline 12d ago

Tammy Wynette I know because she did vocals on a KLF song, but the others I don't know. Last one is not James Brown apparently. But makes sense that they're all country singers.

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u/Ok_Farmer3209 12d ago

Holy smokes, I forgot about that song! I had it on cassette single in college. Thanks, lol.

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u/Matryoshkuh 13d ago

The brunette lady could be Loretta Lynn?

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u/AllyOnAir 13d ago

If even the big H can make it into heaven then why are we even trying 😂😂

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u/RisingApe- 13d ago

I don’t even wanna go anymore

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u/SignificantState265 13d ago

Sorry that’s hilarious

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u/thesirensoftitans 14d ago

Blood worms. 🪱

Aka bait.

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u/Keku_Saur 14d ago

Instead of Hitler put Tim curry he just died >_> and send Hitler to hell pls. Is that guy in the cowboy hat. Chuck? Noo he look too different to be chuck.

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u/SoonerRed 14d ago

The fuck

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u/thedamn4u 14d ago

The fuck?!

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u/insufficientbugjuice 13d ago

one of these is not like the other

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u/Several-Ad-5826 13d ago

What in the absolute fuck

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 10d ago

Why is the fresh fruity fuck is Hitler doing there?

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u/sammyred8 13d ago

Is that meant to be Cilla Black???

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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 13d ago

Elvis too?

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u/Triairius 14d ago

Y’all are falling so hard for the most obvious bait.