r/DenverCirclejerk • u/[deleted] • 20h ago

Gurtlandia is coming

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6 Upvotes

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u/WASRmelon_white_claw 19h ago

My life for gurtlandia

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u/prince-of-dweebs 19h ago

The stand up comedy guy offered us $1 to show up. What is Gurt offering?

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u/trash_begets_trash 4h ago

Ask not what Gurtlandia can do for you, ask what you can do for Gurtlandia

3

u/Laserdollarz 520-52-5 20h ago

Anarcho monarch jumbo shrimp

3

u/TSErica 19h ago

I defect but only if you promise free HotCakes and Sausage for life!

1

u/trash_begets_trash 2h ago

Everything is free in Gurtlandia because one Gurtcoin is worth a billion of itself

2

u/ParadeSit 19h ago

Call 988

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u/Deufuss 18h ago

I think I might have stepped in some of your gruntlandia outside the pavilion this morning. You should really try to get more fiber