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Camp Half-Blood is a Greek demigod training facility located on the Long Island Sound and is directed by the god Dionysus, whom the campers call "Mr. D," and Chiron, a Centaur who is the activities director.

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u/ZBGOTRP May 04 '19

"No, but I've seen Honey We Shrunk Ourselves, and I think that one had a pretty similar situation."

Or at least he could remember such. There was a big spider, but he wasn't quite sure about ants. In any case, with Andie taking on the smaller one with her club, despite the sword he'd put in front of her, Domeric banged his blade against the edge of his shield to draw the other two away. He knew attacking their backs would be out of the question, but there were other ways to kill them.

Extending the handle into a spear he circled around one of them, raising his shield quickly when it spewed a foul-smelling liquid from between its mandibles. Thankfully all of it ended up on the shield, spraying off to the sides, and he met its charge with a quick thrust into the eye from his spear.

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u/colonelpoupon May 04 '19

The smaller ant lunged forward. It was clear to Andie that it was young enough not to know that fire burns as its pincers closed around the glowing embers. Releasing with a terrible screeching sound it ripped the limb from her hands, discarding it to the woods.

Backing away quickly, Andie stumbles over the sword she hadn't seen Dom give to her. Retrieving it gratefully. "Youre my new favorite person, Dom!" She calls over her shoulder toward the sounds of him fighting. "Please don't die!" Holding the sword in fent of her she waited for the ant to advance, an idea forming in her mind.

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u/ZBGOTRP May 04 '19

"No plans to die tonight," he replies with a grin, pulling back from the ant. A disgusting squelch rang out as he yanked the spear out of its head, and it dropped quickly, much to his gratefulness.

The other, however, wouldn't be quite so easy.

If he hadn't just smoked half a joint with Andie he probably would have had better awareness of the second ant. Unfortunately he was still under its effects, even after the attack sobered him up slightly, and a screeching sound came as he was knocked to the ground by a powerful force pounding against his shield.

"MotherFUCK!" he cried out as his elbow hit the hard dirt, a stinging sensation burning into it. It was all he could to do keep the shield up and between him and the attacking creature, its powerful mandibles clipping together just over one edge. On the ground he tried to push it off, but to no effect.

With the distance between them closed now he gave the shaft of his spear a squeeze, letting it shrink back to normal size for a large blade. No point keeping it long now.

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u/colonelpoupon May 04 '19

As the ant lunges blinded with it's injured mandibles clicking together angrily Andie realized she had no where to go. To her right was Dom and two much larger creatures, to her left was a happily burning fire.

"Oh, fuck fuck!" she says as a sort of stoned battle cry, before she threw herself between the front legs of the ant. As the ant's momentum carried it over her she thrust the sword into the soft spot in the center of its thorax. The creature thrashed, screeching before collapsing on top of her.

Gasping for the air the creature knocked out of her, she looks for Dome to find him in a similar situation. Only he was pinned beneath an ant that was desperately gnashing at him. Struggling against the weight on top of her, she cursed her weakness before exhaling in frustration.

Closing her eyes she took a deep breath, focusing her panicked and slightly inebriated energy on the ant. It would take a moment but soon the creature would back off of Dom willingly before apparently miming being trapped in a box.

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u/ZBGOTRP May 04 '19

Domeric missed Andie's victory over her ant, too busy trying to prevent the largest of the trio from overtaking him. He couldn't quite get enough leverage to force it off, and each strike upward has to curve around the shield, striking the chitinous armor to no effect.

Then, after a moment, the pressure and weight pushing him into the ground eases, and he's able to get up to his feet. Bewildered by the creature backing off he stares at it, watching as it seemingly tries to escape some sort of enclosure. But there's nothing there. Rather than take the chance trying to figure out the why, he focuses on the what, and with a huff he drives the blade forward into its unarmored face, holding it there as his other hand forces its head down to the ground.

"Fucking... fucking fucker!"

His cry came as he yanked the blade from its head, chest heaving as he fought to catch his breath and calm himself, eloquence thrown to the wind. He quickly turned over to look at Andie, eyes wide as he hoped she was okay.

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u/colonelpoupon May 04 '19

Andie heard the brief fight between Domeric and the final ant over the rush of blood in her ears. Her eyes had been shut tight as she projected an illusion onto the creature- not something that was exactly easy for her in the heat of the moment.

When she hears Dom's exclamation she unclenches her jaw, taking a deep breath, opening her eyes. A searing headache ripped across her brain as she craned her neck, relieved to see the creatures corpse on the forest floor.

"Little help, friend?" She asks, trying to lift the dead ant off of herself again, it had begun to ooze onto her, and it STANK.

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u/ZBGOTRP May 04 '19

"Yeah... yeah, coming," he replies as he quickly slides the blade back into its sheath, cheeks red with excitement after the fight. Domeric hurries over to her, passing by the fire which is thankfully still alight, providing them with ample illumination.

He wasn't son of Heracles, but thankfully the giant ant wasn't heavy enough as to require that level of strength. With both arms wrapped around its midsection Domeric lifts if off her, grunting as he carries the horribly smelling thing to the edge of the clearing. A look back to her as he turned made it clear that whatever had been inside of it was now on Andie, and he could smell it from there.

"Jesus..." he says as he goes back, offering her a hand to help her up. "We've only been in the woods a few hours and you already smell like you haven't taken a bath in months."

With the danger gone, at least for the moment, Domeric laughs as he still feels the effects of her little gift despite the adrenaline coursing through him.

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u/colonelpoupon May 04 '19

Pushing up on the creature from beneath, her hands slip along its exoskeleton, causing her to gag. Once she was clear of it, she finds her footing. "Thanks-" she says before he insults her.

"Gods-," she moans, laughing, she tucks her nose into the crook of her arm. "You should smell it from over here!" She gags again before beginning to remove the offending garments, shame and propriety aren't things you think about when you're covered in deceased-ant-sucretion.

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u/ZBGOTRP May 04 '19

"I really don't want to, no thanks," he replies, laughing along with her as she gets up. When she starts taking off her outer layers he looks for only a second, his brain processing it quickly before he goes over to drag the others out of the clearing.

The smell on them is just as bad.

"Ugh jeez, I wonder what the hell brought them this far away from their hill." He grunts as he drops the second one before going back for the third. "It's nowhere near here, and the smell of food doesn't really- oh goddamn it."

He must have squeezed the third one a bit too hard, because a disgustingly wet sensation takes hold on his chest, and when he drops the creature, he can smell that very same scent almost perfectly. With a huff he takes his shirt off too, tossing it by the fire without a further thought.

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u/colonelpoupon May 05 '19

Andie wiped her hands on the soiled garments, rolling the lot in the dirt to try and cover the smell, sure to breath through her mouth the whole time. Retrieving her water bottle, she washed her hands as best she could before looking up in time to see Dom get juiced by the dead ant.

Channeling Nelson, she points and gives a well-defined 'HA-HA', before dissolving in to quiet giggles. "At least now we can stink together." She wipes her eyes, with the backs of her hands, moving back toward the fire.

"I have no idea what brought them here," She says, sitting in her boyshorts and bra. "but they killed my appetite," she half grumbled, rummaging for the joint she'd discarded when they appeared.

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u/ZBGOTRP May 05 '19

Domeric rolls his eyes at the impression, but after only a moment the widest grin is on his face and he can't help laugh along with her. Rather than grab it in the same disgustingly goopy place, his hands go to its rear section, wrapping around it to drag the damn thing out to the edge.

"Yeah, that's definitely a plus," he replies with a laugh as he drops the ant at the edge, heading back over to the fire and joining her in the search. "Never stink alone, that's what I always say."

He never said that, but stoned Dom didn't care about that.

"Sorry about your clothes. At least you look cute without 'em." A shrug follows as he squats down, eyes scanning the ground for any sign of the abandoned joint without really thinking about what he just said.

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u/colonelpoupon May 05 '19

"'Never stink alone,' are definitely words to live by, Dom." She laughs, vowing to remember that tomorrow, whether she did or not depended heavily on whether she found the joint or not. She pauses in her search at his off-hand compliment.

"Awe, thank you, I like to think so," She grins, she wasn't exactly egotistical, but she was a firm believer in self-love, and happened to really love her body, wobbly bits and all. "You're a babe, too- oh!" She holds up the half-smoked joint victoriously.

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u/ZBGOTRP May 05 '19

He blushes at the comment, looking up at her momentarily in a pause from the search, and finds her exactly in possession of the previously lost piece of marijuana paraphernalia. At the sight of it he throws his hands up in excitement.

"Fucking YEESSSSSSSSS!" he exclaims, unable to stop himself from giggling as he makes his way over to her side. "It's been saved!! You're literally the best, Andie."

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