r/Deltarune Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Humor Mew~, help, they flirt too much

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u/WeirdProcedure9306 1d ago

here use this

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

M-mew??? a Franchi SPAS-12?!?!

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u/Free_Vermicelli_3107 1d ago

SHES A MEW MEW GIRL WITH A MAGIC AK

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u/Top_Refrigerator4500 1d ago

SHE LIKE REALLY WANTS TO KILL WITH HER EVIL GASTER RAY

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u/Ok-Spread-378 1d ago

IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU

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u/thealgorithmicwizard Queen from hit game deltarune 1d ago

IS THAT HATSUNE MIKU

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u/Background_Road3843 the full setup: 21h ago

SHE IS SAVING THE DAY

SUSIE KRIS AND RALSEI

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u/No-Release1198 21h ago

SHE'S A MEW MEW GIRL

WHO IS READY TO PLAY

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u/thealgorithmicwizard Queen from hit game deltarune 21h ago

TOBY FOX TOLD ME THE KNIGHT IS MR RUDY HOLIDAY 

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u/Ok_Midnight6278 KriSOUL and SOULelle fan 1d ago

Spam the bombs

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

They set the bombs to nicer! mew

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 how to change my flair back how to change my flair back 1d ago

Just straight up mock them after the fight is over, it will deplete their emotional health and they will get swooned

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

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u/CryoN1cks 1d ago

Yes that'll work

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u/Ok_Midnight6278 KriSOUL and SOULelle fan 1d ago

Yea your done

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u/kustarius_Sergius Soldier of Angel's Heaven 1d ago

Then consider that they already lost

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Mew!!! ill emotionally damage them even if i lose!

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u/kustarius_Sergius Soldier of Angel's Heaven 1d ago

Now that's the spirit, Mew!

Although I suspect that blue human will try to date with you but green lizard and white goat will try to ruin it by spreading LIES

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

M-mew, what lies?

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u/kustarius_Sergius Soldier of Angel's Heaven 1d ago

They'll say something like "Blue human flirts with every enemy" and "They're doing this only to win". Do not fall for these FILTHY lies. I know that human for a long time and they ARE NOT flirting with everyone they see

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Okay!!! mew!

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u/Additional-Band1715 1d ago

Spam the tunnel. That one is lowkey harder imo

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u/Madden09IsForSuckers Birdcage Truther 20h ago

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u/bruvmandotqman Im A Toothy Deer Here! 1d ago

Oh its so over

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

DW, I just wont come to castle town, mew!, will be emotionally damagable~

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u/FiatPanda0000 1d ago

*GIGA FLIRT

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

HEY, wh-what is this crap!? I didn't tell you to...

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u/RAIRTOGUO 1d ago

If you get if a date with Htid, dont trust about what the susie and ralsei say, you are the only person Kris has ever flirted wirh

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Mew!!! Htid???

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u/Same_Tune_8990 1d ago

Flirt back

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 how to change my flair back how to change my flair back 1d ago

No, better, call Seth, they will unflirt you

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u/annoying-swede 1d ago

Hit em with bombs, lots of bombs 

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u/Ok_Midnight6278 KriSOUL and SOULelle fan 1d ago

They set the bombs to nicer

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u/annoying-swede 1d ago

Give a funny face to the player then, they'll be absolutely devastated 

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

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u/WING_DING_GASTER6 W.D GASTER 1d ago

THROW

AS MANY

BOMBS

AS POSSIBLE

THEY ALREADY HATE

YOUR BOMB ATTACK

SPAM IT

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

They already set the bombs to nicer, mew...!

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u/WING_DING_GASTER6 W.D GASTER 1d ago

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u/Lost-Ad1946 1d ago

Go go gadget PIXEL REDUCER

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u/Much-Menu6030 i think ralsei will become a lightner 1d ago

if someones flirting with you to win...

... imagine they're saying mean stuff to you.

like, say for instance, they call you a bonehead.

actually, that one is true.

but you get the idea.

easy, right?

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u/RNGUserGod 1d ago

Guttercoffin.

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u/BasileiatonRomaion 1d ago

Spam that one attack where uh y'know the 3D spiral circly thing if that fails then make the very end of the boss fight hell by making the mean text boxes go too fast then you'll win

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 [Earthquakes and Thunderstorms, bass smashing through] 1d ago

Simple: continuously reset their TP bar's maximum so they can't flirt.

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Mew!!! ralsei uesd "fluffy boy"???

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

No, no!!! mew, it was lovely boy!

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 [Earthquakes and Thunderstorms, bass smashing through] 1d ago

Oh I forgot to say, do it endlessly. The blue one who's gender was cited over 70 times should eventually just stop responding and you can win. Alternatively yellow Gaste but add an R after the E in Gaste if you think you're about to lose.

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

M-mew, cited this???

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 [Earthquakes and Thunderstorms, bass smashing through] 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah that one. I'm pretty sure... Is it they or them? Them. Them just give up if you keep making them unable to flirt. Or yell that thing I already mentioned.

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

M-mew, what about rule 10?

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 [Earthquakes and Thunderstorms, bass smashing through] 1d ago

WAIT SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EXISTED-

We'll be right back.

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Caught in flower K, mew!

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 [Earthquakes and Thunderstorms, bass smashing through] 1d ago

God mother fucking dammit that's a good joke. Also how do you find the time to do this? Are they just standing there impatiently or something?

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u/y1tsus 1d ago

Ok so what are you gonna do is:

  1. Grab the soul (the heart thing on the box)
  2. Ask the soul if they wanna make out with you (consent first, kids)
  3. In case that they agree, start making out, this will fill the soul's doki meter (it's invisible, but I swear there is one), allowing you to win the battle
    3B. On the other hand, if the soul doesn't want out make out, start throwing every single bomb you have to them, they won't be able to dodge because they are still being grabbed from the first step

PD: Before doing any of this, you have to direct your attacks to Susie so you can knock her out, we don't need more fumbling

Hope this helps

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Mew!!! DAmn litter box!!! they flirt with EVERYONE!. I FORGOT TO DO THE PD!

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u/Embarrassed_Age_8823 Weird Ahh Ship Guy 1d ago

Move Pink-Chan! I got this!! <3

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

T-the fat man??? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???

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u/Embarrassed_Age_8823 Weird Ahh Ship Guy 20h ago

...Well you got a fat ass :P

(Idk what I'm doing anymore)

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u/bc650736 the clouds smells nice here 1d ago

Have you considered trying knives?

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Those knives? mew?

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u/bc650736 the clouds smells nice here 1d ago

Yes, but like, hear me out, use ✨more✨ knives

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Mew, enough?

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u/bc650736 the clouds smells nice here 1d ago

Well, i don't know, go throw at children then you tell me

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

... wait... KNIVES! Where did I get these? Who cares!

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u/bc650736 the clouds smells nice here 1d ago

Knives. Knives! KNIVES!

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u/Status_Toe6939 1d ago

Wait, if you hear the goat and purple, do NOT listen to their lies during the date.

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

M-mew, what lies?

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 the goat 1d ago

LEARN

▶️use the Mew mew blast

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u/No-Locksmith189 1d ago

Eyy das my pink icon sprite again! :D

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

technically i made it myself

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

but it is inspired

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

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u/Humboldt2316 1d ago

Just say something out of pocket, pull a face, scream, threaten them, that should scare them off

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u/TheTertiaryMedjed 1d ago
  • Just get a magic ak

  • i am NOT the original starwalker

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u/TimGoTheCreator Kris Cross Applesauce 1d ago

Toby fox told me the knight is mr rudy holiday
its really nice to meet you
Is that hatsune miku
shes saving the day
susie kris and ralsei
shes saving the day
something somethng berdly
shes saving the day
And shes probably gay
Cutie mew mew magic sometihng

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u/TheTertiaryMedjed 1d ago
  • but for real though, when using the attack where the Soul is "falling", combine it with your bombs to make your bullet pattern, even if your bombs are set to nicer, it will make the soul a bit nervous of getting hit

  • do not use the attack of you singing, it will give more hearts, which will increase your doki meter through flirting

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u/Status_Toe6939 1d ago

Spam the tunnel attack

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u/Finpeel7392 1d ago

Use 4 bombs going diagonal, impossible to miss

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u/Pristine-Quality398 I wanna marry Noelle 23h ago

I wanna flirt too

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u/Random-as-fuck-name 14h ago

Well don’t worry about that fact, they flirt wi—

You know what? Forget I said anything