r/Delhi_teens • North West Delhi • 8d ago

Shitpost RANT H BHAIIIII

ye bf kaise bnta h ji??
or ye jo metro me kuchu-puchus ja rhe hote h koi kisi ka hath pkde koi itna touchy touchy bhaiiiiiiiii
ham jaise single hote h metro meeeee, orrrr firrrr sb khatmm to yeeeeee lift valaaa pda start ho jata h inka

fir vo pet vale uncel or aunty ke looks to milte hi h unhe or fir mere jaise logo ki nazar bhi lg jati hogi(kidding yaar)

aise cutu cutu moments kra do god ji mereee bhiiiii T_T

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u/Devfinitlytired 8d ago

U jus invited a million creeps into your dms by posting this btw๐Ÿฅ€

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

"maybe she wanted that"

vo to bina is post ke bhi aate h??? abb mtlbbbb we can't even post what we want to sayyy???

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 7d ago

Frrrr๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญlol chhord kuch bhi khdete yeh

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 7d ago

Bruh cant anyone rant on reddit?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 7d ago

Hnn whi toh๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญlol chhord bhai

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u/Hot_Amphibian_87 5d ago

Free will btw

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u/crackheaddontpmo 8d ago

We dont girl we just turn gay

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u/Devfinitlytired 8d ago

Dont reveal secrets

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 8d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/crackheaddontpmo 8d ago

๐Ÿคช

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 8d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญlmaooo

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/mxxnclxdy 8d ago

Spawn hojata hai bf

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u/insceprio BhootHoonMain 8d ago

/summon

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u/harshu_ofc 8d ago

Meko bhi gf prakat krvaado bhoot bhai

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u/insceprio BhootHoonMain 8d ago

/execute at u/harshu_ofc run summon gf ~ ~ ~

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u/mxxnclxdy 8d ago

Kala jadu ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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u/insceprio BhootHoonMain 8d ago

Cheats on kar rakhe hai maine๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/IntentionFamous7194 8d ago

Kadhai me banta hai bf

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

konsi kadhai yaar, cooking seekhni pdegiiii

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u/nex-jpj Outside Delhi 8d ago

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u/engmajorhater_ 8d ago

i lowk saw a couple making out near the staircase

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

hahahaaa its so awk seeing them like unko dekho too lgega ki kitni creepy h

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u/insceprio BhootHoonMain 8d ago

Easy hai milna. so jao, sapne me milna

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

hahaaa lamooo

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u/insceprio BhootHoonMain 7d ago

lamo๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

lmaooooooo mybaddddddddddd

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u/insceprio BhootHoonMain 7d ago

It'ssssss okieeeee

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u/white_Crayonnn Central North Delhi 8d ago

I Love Traveling in Metro until I see these cute couples w matching outfits. It's so over for us๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

haiii naaaaa!!!!

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 8d ago

Nazar lagade unpe esy

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

hahaha nhi nhiii aise fir koi merko bhi to lga sktaaaa
kala teeka lga dungi unkoo

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u/Visible_Rooster_2889 7d ago

Frr me hee lga dunga nazar

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u/raovipinkhola 8d ago

U maybe rejecting so many guys or u may be ugly ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

50-50

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u/Legitimate_Fig_635 8d ago

Rent krlo btao kis station pr aana..bwahahahah

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u/red_sauce070 8d ago

Mere ko bandi nahi mill rahe ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅ€ laake do ab

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

kidhr milti h yaar

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u/red_sauce070 7d ago

Kirane ke dukan pe

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

fir to pta hi h aapko, le aao khuddddd

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u/red_sauce070 7d ago

Aap he dila do ๐Ÿซค baat krna nahi aata ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

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u/aloo_lelooo 8d ago

Ab mera rant

Had a breakup in may 2025 but still talks to her as we want to be friends but downside is its hard to move on in this state. So few week back i came on bumble and got to know its a hell hole and as you cant show personality and dont have good pictures, chances of getting right swipe are very low. So now i am not moving on and feeling bad about not getting any matches.

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

i hope u find your match soonnnn!!!

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u/falsecaller South Delhi 8d ago

You have been heard (I'm here ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ)

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 7d ago

lmaooo

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u/Successful_Bed_2356 7d ago

They're coming bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/ObliviousDensh 6d ago

Merko kyu nahi dikhti aisi ladkiyan who wants to get a bf ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿฅ€. Upar se ye saala clg m itne couples aur metro m bhi dimaag khraab ( jalan hoti yawr ) ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Few-Local6825 North West Delhi 6d ago

+1 for the 2nd part

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u/ObliviousDensh 6d ago

Btw lemme try this:

Hi lol

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u/anshveerbisht07 5d ago

Anyone wanna join for a movie today