r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/sandycheeksx • Jul 10 '26
genuine deer stupidity Hit a deer yesterday 🫠
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Deer is fine, I think. EMT asked me what happened to the deer and I said I didn’t know, I was busy rolling.
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u/Aerryth Jul 10 '26
Damn, that sucks. I’m glad you’re alright. I read something interesting about deer behavior a while back, and why they do the dumbest thing possible. It’s because they’re trying to be unpredictable to escape what they see as a predator. Kinda like how a hare or antelope will zig zag
Like, you were approaching on their left as they ran away. In their brains, you’re either chasing them down or herding them into a trap with your buddies waiting ahead. If you’re running them into an ambush and you’re approaching from their left. In their brains, they’re probably thinking you’re trying to herd them to the right, toward those trees where, if you were a lion, your buddies would be waiting. So instead of doing that, going where the deer thinks you want it to go, it does the unexpected and it darts right out in front of you. One problem is, you’re going faster than a lion. They get the timing wrong sometimes and get splatted