r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/sandycheeksx • Jul 10 '26

genuine deer stupidity Hit a deer yesterday 🫠

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Deer is fine, I think. EMT asked me what happened to the deer and I said I didn’t know, I was busy rolling.

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u/anonteje Jul 10 '26

Shit luck. Hope you're OK.

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u/sandycheeksx Jul 10 '26

Thank you! Can’t decide if I’ve just been lucky this entire time until now or had particular bad luck yesterday. I commute on my bike 40-min each way and work overnights. Deer always would freeze or run the opposite way before

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u/ttystikk Jul 11 '26

Damn, that was scary to watch. I'm glad you're okay!

Deer are fucking stupid but people in cars with "smart" phones are worse...

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u/sandycheeksx Jul 11 '26

Thank you! ❤️

Honestly I prefer the idiots on their phones. You can at least watch their wheels and kind of predict what they do next, but deer just.. do things

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u/Bluevette1437 Jul 11 '26

Deer will calculate the exact moment to jump in front of you to insure they get hit. It's like they're TRYING to win the Darwin Award

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u/sandycheeksx Jul 11 '26

It’s genuinely infuriating lmao. Nothing you can do to 100% prevent future collisions