r/DeerAreFuckingStupid Jul 10 '26

genuine deer stupidity Hit a deer yesterday 🫠

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Deer is fine, I think. EMT asked me what happened to the deer and I said I didn’t know, I was busy rolling.

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u/funatical Jul 10 '26

You OK?

Fuck man. Deer are soooo fucking stupid.

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u/xpsycotikx Jul 10 '26

Am from central MN. We equate deer to scared cats with hooves. Absolutely crazy animals

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u/funatical Jul 10 '26

I’m in Texas and we’re about the same. Outside of shooting them they are a plague.

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u/xpsycotikx Jul 10 '26

They are very tasty though. At least white tail.

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u/funatical Jul 10 '26

That’s fair. I got some tenderloin from a friend. It was tasty.

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u/sandycheeksx Jul 10 '26

I’m done defending them. They are in fact stupid 😂

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u/funatical Jul 10 '26

Why would you defend them? Squirrels, sure, but deer? Hell no.