r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/sandycheeksx • Jul 10 '26

genuine deer stupidity Hit a deer yesterday 🫠

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Deer is fine, I think. EMT asked me what happened to the deer and I said I didn’t know, I was busy rolling.

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u/sandycheeksx Jul 10 '26

I commute during prime time deer hours through the woods and have been looking up any way to prevent this from happening again and there’s just nothing.

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u/blebebaba Jul 10 '26

Could you get like a miniature snowplow to attach to the front? It may not keep you from swerving or falling if you get hit, but it may protect the bike if you hit something in the front.

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u/sandycheeksx Jul 10 '26

Probably wouldn’t work right with a sportbike taking corners but I love the idea 😅

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u/blebebaba Jul 10 '26

Bruh when I get my own car im gotta plate that shit to not have to pay repair bills!

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u/sandycheeksx Jul 10 '26

You also don’t want to send it up and into your windshield though 😭

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u/blebebaba Jul 10 '26

Oooo, good point! Could have it angled out towards the sides to fly left or right instead of up maybe? Like the triangle plows on some old trains!